Bible
This couple gets the exclusive honour of being the first marriage in the universe.
Adam and Eve
Second London Baptist Confession
Who said it? Let the man who would hear God speak read Holy Scripture
Martin Luther
More commonly known these days for slapping, Will Smith was known as what in this 90s California based sitcom?
Longest verse in the Bible
Esther 8:9
Who said it? "I wish there was a way to know you were in the good ole days, before you've left them."
Andy Bernard.
Joseph was this type of man, for his actions towards Mary proved such.
Just
Dunk not sprinkle. The 2LBC is similar to this confession of faith near its time.
Westminster Confession of Faith
The heart is an idol factory.
John Calvin
Not exactly the liberty bell, but this group of young high school teenagers often relied on a ringing bell for salvation.
Saved by the Bell.
C.S. Lewis wrote this series in the 1900s that is still popular today.
The Chronicles of Narnia
Not exactly OSHA certified. Michael Scott removed this employee from being safety manager.
Dwight Shrute
A man and a women embark on this in marriage. A word often used to describe how God deals with mankind.
covenant
Not all fully subscribe. Name the most common exception taken to the 2LBC.
Sabbatarian.
If any man think ill of you, take heed, for you are worse than he thinks you are.
Charles Spurgeon
A beast of an accomplishment. This movie was the first animated movie nominated for an Oscar.
Beauty and the Beast
Should someone tell him? Pastor's should stop doing this:
A. using their kids as illustrations
B. quoting Spurgeon in every sermon
C. saying how 'weird' it was that the worship team 'randomly' chose songs that correspond with his message and saying, 'Isn't God neat?'
D. All of the above
D. All of the above.
This employee set the office olympic record of most M&Ms eaten in one bite.
Kevin
A not so good example for couples to follow in the book of Acts.
Ananias and Sapphira
Nehemiah Coxe
I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels
John Calvin
It is cold! This 90s rap song was the first rap song to hit no. 1 on the 100 billboard.
Ice Ice Baby
True or False: Pineapple belongs on Pizza.
True
Who said it? If I don't have some cake soon, I might die.
Stanley Hudson
Take note to not take note gentlemen, for David had this many wives.
8
1687
All Christian life is to be measured by Scripture,
John Wycliffe
Not a pleasant list. Spielberg directed this 90s film that was nominated for 12 academy awards.
The worst most common excuses given to obeying what the Bible says:
A. I just feel this way
B. The Spirit told me
C. God wants me to be happy
D. I read it on the internet
E. They are all bad.
What is the name of Jan's assistant at corporate?
Hunter