Hall of Shame
This counselor locked a camper out of the cabin, and we'll never know if it was on purpose or not...
Who is Nesquik?
This camper is the Troy Bolton of Kesem
Who is Satchi?
I love the mountains, I love the rolling hills, I love the flowers, I love the daffodils...
What is "I love the campfire (when the lights go out)"?
AKA Mice, this counselor becomes a 2014 social media trend meant to raise awareness of ALS
Who is The Miracle on Ice Bucket Challenge?
In 2017, an infamous outbreak of this disease occurred at camp, leading to a quarantine zone
What is Norovirus?
This camper is known for her fashion sense, hairstyles, meditation, and all-around coolness
Who is California?
Little Sally Walker walking down the street, she didn't know what to do, so she stopped in front of me, she said:
What is "Hey girl/boy/there, do your thing, do your thing, and switch"?
The man with the best Hawaiian shirts around becomes the current POTUS
Who is Chicken Joe Biden?
Alarms were set off at camp when a camper came across "a silly man in the bathroom", but Spud and CSG instead discovered this counselor taking a late night dookie
Who is Brick?
This affectionate camper looooved the counselors, especially some of the female ones
Who is Tyty?
There was a great big moose who liked to...
What is "drink a lot of juice"?
Kesem's #1 Idaho aficionado becomes a famous singer and actor married to Priyanka Chopra
Who is Spud(nik) Jonas?
This counselor famously groaned "we have 4 boys" whenever asked about his angelic cabin during staff meeting
Who is Sasquatch?
This camper was punched by MICE
Who is Tickles?
I got a pineapple hat, and a sweet sweet tooth, if you catch me when I'm hungry...
What is "I'LL COME CHOMPING AFTER YOU"?
The creator of the "Dome" becomes a chef with frosted tips who's gonna take us to Flavortown
Who is Cool Sports Guy Fieri?
This counselor with funky moves unfortunately had to deal with numerous poopy incidents in Green unit over the course of camp, including a soiled sleeping bag
Who is Mr. Disco?
This rockstar LIT camper once had an entire week of camp named after him
Who is Keith?
Cheetah fell and hurt his feet-ah, Now Cheetah is Velveeta, and...
What is "Jane has a pain, and Tarzan has a tan"?
The former camper AND counselor named after a delicious Japanese dish becomes a now-closed buffet chain restaurant
Who is Miso Souplantation?