Cooking Specialties
Sayings
Grandmaisms
What she wanted to do for her birthday
Restaurant Order
100

In this classic Italian dish, Grandmarelli has been known to use Grey Goose, which Grandapa Bill replied - Don't use the Grey Goose!

Vodka Sauce

100

When giving kisses to one of her grandchildren

Does Grandma give you too many kisses??

100

When giving kisses to one of her grandchildren

Does Grandma give you too many kisses?

100

After visiting this restaurant in early 2022, she decided this was the destination for her birthday. However after her granddaughter started eating cigarette butts, so realized it felt a little different with kids.

Whiskey Joe's

100

Three letters, on a sandwich

BLT

200

This dish was named after her daughter, when her daughter exclaimed as a child how much she loved them. A La Lizzy!

Green Beans

200

While in her home, have eaten all your can possibly eat, and have exceeded your typical calorie count for the week within a few hours.

PLEASE have some more, it doesn't save. You hardly ate anything.

200

"Can you bring a dessert, just make sure it's not ___"

messy

200

After driving past this bar for decades but never going, she decided this was where she wanted to celebrate her birthday. However a shooting swiftly changed her mind.

Roise O'Reilly's

200

Greens

A salad

300

This is the first dish she served to one of her future-son-in-laws, and in an attempt not to be rude, had to swallow an ingredient whole as to not get sick at the table.

Beef Stroganoff

300

Common response when asked what she would like - for birthday, for Christmas, etc.

Nothing, save your money!

300

Sit down on your

Butty Boom Boom

300

Hopefully in a few years, when the grandkids are older, this is where her daughters will take her for a belated celebration.

Paris

300

The only place you'll see her order a burger

Redamaks

400

In this fan favorite, there's a home video from the early 90s of her daughter making them with her father. As she shakes breadcrumbs into the bowl he says, "A little more, A little more, A little more"

Meatballs

400

When asked if she would like some dessert.

Oh, no! I'm too full!
400
Said after playing so hard and giving more energy than all four parents combined

Grandma needs to sit down for a few minutes WHEW!

400

Where she blatantly told us she wanted to go

Saugatuck

400

At Stray Dog or in Florida

Fish tacos

500

It all starts with!

The gravy!

500

When her husband casually touches his hand to the side of his face

Head in the hand!

500

Often said when dressing a child

Pull up your pants, the grandma way!

500

The opinion of all opinions. What she claims she REALLY wants.

Nothing! I don't like attention.

500

The place in which you live and grapes

House Chardonnay