Historical Thanksgiving
The "First Thanksgiving" took place in the autumn of 1621 between the Plymouth colonists and the Wampanoag people to celebrate this.
A successful harvest.
This NFL team has played at home on Thanksgiving every year since 1934; they are the second-largest member of the cat family.
(Detroit) Lions
Founded in 1851, this school is the oldest continuous site of higher education in Florida.
Florida State.
Pipe plea
Apple pie
"Despite the constant negative press... this"
11:06 PM - 30 May 2017
"covfefe"
This President issued the first formal proclamation for Thanksgiving Day in hopes of uniting a war-weary nation.
Abraham Lincoln
Sidney Crosby led this NHL team to three Stanley Cup championships; a group of them is called a waddle (on land).
(Pittsburgh) Penguins
This school has the honorable distinction as the only public university that has Land Grant, Sea Grant, Space Grant, and Sun Grant status, and the dishonorable distinction of sharing its initials with Ohio State University.
Oregon State University.
Lewd wits
Wild west
"I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date... this"
5:12 PM - 2013
"September 11th."
Concerned that a late Thanksgiving might dampen the nation's economic recovery due to the shortened holiday shopping season, this President impelled Congress to establish Thanksgiving's modern position on the calendar.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Despite being the oldest American football team, with records extending back to 1898, this NFL team has never won a Super Bowl; their distinctive plumage coloration is attributed to carotenoid pigments in their diet.
(Arizona) Cardinals
Despite its nickname, this state school is more than just potassium.
Kansas State University.
Refined chick
Fried chicken
"I refuse to call this person a bimbo, because that would not be politically correct. Instead I will only call her a lightweight reporter!"
3:44 AM - Jan 27, 2016
Megyn Kelly.
Americans first spent over $1 billion on turkeys for Thanksgiving in this decade.
2010s (2014)
This NBA team reclaimed its franchise name and history from New Orleans in 2014; they build papery nests from chewed wood and saliva.
(Charlotte) Hornets
John Vincent Atanasoff and his graduate student built the first digital computer at this state school after a three-year development cyclone.
Iowa State University.
Emu hurts moron
Mount Rushmore
"Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being... this."
4:30 AM - Jan 6, 2018
"like, really smart."
Composed in 1857 by James Lord Pierpont, this Thanksgiving song has since become a Christmas staple.
Jingle Bells.
On a fateful night in 1984, Bob Irsay orchestrated a now-infamous midnight heist of this NFL team to avoid Maryland's seizure of the team through eminent domain; these ungulates cannot vomit or burp.
(Indianapolis) Colts
This state school has the highest acceptance rate in the CSU system.
CSU Stanislaus (98%)
Obesity aflutter
Statue of Liberty
"This person should not take back this other person. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!"
7:47 PM - Oct 17, 2012
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart.