My brother and sister live in Manchester...
What is...
"My brothah and sistah live in Manchestsah."
The tea in the kettle is a little strong.
The tea in the ke'el is a li'el strong
Henry Higgins, how are you?
'Enry 'Iggins , 'ow are you?
I just had lunch and some delicious punch!
I joost 'ad loonch and sooom delicious poonch.
Harry, stop making lunch and read Hagrid's letter!
Arry, stop makin' loonch and read Agrid's le'er!
Dear father, it's warmer near the corner.
Dear fathah, it's warmah near the cornah."
The metal needs to settle a bit.
The me'al needs to se'el a bit.
Hey! Those hiccups sound horrible!
'Ey! Those 'iccups sound 'orrible!
My mother and brother made quite a fuss over my coming over.
My moother and broother made quite a foos ovah my cooming over.
Me and Harold were baking a huge cake for the better part of an hour and half!
Me and 'Arold were bakin' a cake for the be'er part of a our and a 'alf!
The waiter took my order to the counter
The waitah took my ordah to the countah.
In the letter it told me I won a lottery!
In the le'er it told me I won a lo'ery
This haunted house looks horrifying!
This 'aunted 'ouse look 'orrifying!
I love to clean off the dust around my front door.
I loov to clean off the doost around my froont door.
Finding love can be tough if you're living in a big city.
Findin' loov can toof if you're livin' in a bit c'ee.
The further we drove from Manchester, the nearer we got to Gloucester!
The furthah we drove from Manchestah, the nearah we got to Gloucestah!
What s pity that you got lost in the city!
What a p'ee that you got lost in the c'ee!
Have you seen Harley up on the hill?