riddles 2.0
What has to be broken before you use it?
an egg
How many legs does a spider have?
8
I stink while living but smell good when dead what am i?
a pig
what kind of room has no windows or doors?
mushroom
Complete this joke; My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape
That would be a big step forward
What has a thumb and 4 finger but is not alive
a glove
What do caterpillars turn into?
Butterflies
When I point up, it's bright. When I point down, it's dark. What am I?
a light switch
alive without breath; never thirsty, always drinking
fish
complete this joke; Dear math, grow up and -
solve your own problems
Which bank has no money?
riverbank
Complete the song Do-Re-Mi from The Sound of Music:
Doe, a deer, a ________ deer.
female
I cannot be burned by fire or drowned in water. What am I?-
ice
I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts off my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead.
onion
1. what did the ocean say to the beach?
nothing, it just waved
What 5-letter word typed in all capital letter can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
These animals breathe out of their butts.
turtles
I once was full of thoughts, but now I am white and empty. What am I?
a skull
Hundreds of black smiths, in a dungeon with no doors or windows, when we leave, each of us builds his own dungeon.
watermelon
complete this joke; I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I don't know y
What 4 days of the week start with the letter 't'?
Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow
What’s the only insect that can turn its head around 180 degrees?
Praying Mantis
What begins when things end and ends all things that begin
death
squeeze it and it cries tears as red as it's flesh. It's heart is made of stone
cherry
complete this joke; I asked my dog what’s two minus two
he said nothing