Donald Trump or Mark Humphreys
Older or Younger Than Mark
All About Mark
Mark's Cars
Mark's Foods
100

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

Donald Trump, Twitter, 10/14/12 

100

Joe Biden

Older (11/20/42)

100

The town Mark was born in.

Kadillac Hospital in Richland,WA

100

The car Mark currently drives.

Lexus RX350

100

Mark's term of endearment for fat shaming others

Fatty

200

"It's disturbing! His wife is his ex-babysitter!" (on Joe Biden)

Mark Humphreys, September 24th 2022 at 6:07PM

200

Michael Jordan

Older (2/17/63)

200

Mark has this many siblings.

4 (3 brothers, one sister)

200

The tool Mark used to remove a dent from his sister's Toyota Celica

A toilet plunger

200

Mark's favorite restaurant when passing through Olympia

El Sarape

300

"That fascist Trudeau finally shut down the boarders"

Mark Humphreys, February 13th 2022 at 4:01PM

300

Conan O'Brien

Older (4/18/63)

300

Mark's favorite quote is from this movie: 

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

National Lampoon's Animal House

300

Francine bought Mark this car for a previous birthday

Mazda RX7 (R1 Package)

300

Mark's favorite dessert pie: Banana Cream, Peanut Butter Chocolate, or Cherry Cheesecake

Mark says...?

400

"I don't trust them anymore. I don't trust the FBI, the CIA, I used to but now I don't!"

Mark Humphreys, January 11th, 2023 at approximately 9PM

400

David Spade

Younger (7/22/64)

400

This is the name of Mark's first company: Custom Design Sound and Security, Digital Cinema Design, or Onscreen Entertainment

Custom Design Sound and Security

400

Mark's favorite car he's owned from this list: Ford Mustang, Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG, or Mazda RX7

Mark says...?

400

Mark's childhood sandwich consists of this type of bread with ham, pickles, Swiss cheese, and mustard sandwiched in between.

Rye Bread

500

“My motto is: Always get even. When somebody screws you, screw them back in spades.”

Donald Trump, Think Big: Make It Happen in Business and Life

500

Brad Pitt

Younger (December 18, 1963)

500

The name of the town Mark moved to in Texas with his family during high school.

Beaumont, Texas

500

The car Mark is expecting in 2024.

Rivian R1s

500

This pizza chain had the Hot Stuff, a large pizza with pepperoni, beef, Italian sausage, jalapenos, and onions that Mark ate in its entirety while in college.

Godfather's Pizza