What's on the Menu?
An egg McMuffin and a black coffee.
What is McDonald's?
"I'm a bit of a P.T. Barnum."
Who is Donald Trump?
Mary Jane's three least favorite words: _______, ______, and _________
What are Gals, Panties, and Puke?
The zodiac sign of Mary Jane Brooks Tottey.
What is "Capricorn"?
While known to most as the "Queen of Ireland", this is where Mary Jane was actually born.
Where is Scotland?
Hey, MJ knows a guy (and gal)! Being friends with owners has its perks. At this popular joint, you can get dishes such as Chicken Sinatra - Chicken Breasts on sautéed Greens with Hot Peppers, Mushrooms, Prosciutto, Provolone, Marsala Sauce & Garlic Mashed Potatoes.
What is Delmonico's Steakhouse?
"Rotten F***ing Liar"
Who is Mary Jane? (On Molly's 17th birthday)
S______ and S______: two of Mary Jane's favorite things to decorate with.
What are Strawberries and Swans?
Not to be confused with the childhood home of Jesus, this is where Mary Jane went to college.
What is Nazareth University?
This famous cape is where Mary Jane enjoyed taking many summer vacations.
What is Cape Cod?
With dishes like endless soup and salad, you always feel like family here.
What is Olive Garden?
"Go up and get the money so we can keep it."
Who is Mary Jane?
J_____, M____, and Holy Saint J_____! This is Mary Jane's favorite trio to exclaim when surprised.
Who are Jesus, Mary, and Holy Saint Joseph?
Mary Jane's high school superlative.
What is "Class Clown"?
This historic site is the location of Mary Jane's often referenced "Code Brown" incident.
What is BJ's Wholesale Club?
A restaurant found in New Hartford, you might consider ordering GRILLED BALSAMIC CHICKEN - Tender, marinated chicken breast flame broiled with a balsamic glaze. Served with two sides.
What is 99?
"I don't like losers."
Who is Donald Trump?
Two of Mary Jane's specialty dishes: G______ G_____ B____ C______ and T___ T___ S______.
Goofy's Green Bean Casserole and Tater Tot Surprise.
Watch out! Mary Jane was rear-ended in front of this local ice cream spot.
What is Bonomo's?
This city was never the same after Mary Jane and Ted visited in 2014.
What is New Orleans?
With a dish called "Utica's Best Chicken Riggies," this cafe is so good, you could eat there every night.
What is Carmella's Cafe?
"Retarded"
Who is Mary Jane?
Mary Jane's former furry friend, Silly, was also known as S______ S______ S_______
Who is Suzette's Silver Silhouette?
Mary Jane's best friend (who, if you didn't know, she met her in person).
Who is Hillary Rodham Clinton?
This resort hotel served as the site for many of Mary Jane's NYSACRA skit performances.
What is the Sagamore?