RED FLAGS
AMERICAN DADS
CURRENT EVENTS
DERIVATIVES OF 1
PROVERBIAL SOUP
200

THE IMMEDIATE CONSEQUENCE OF RECEIVING A RED CARD IN SOCCER

EXPULSION

200

THE FATHER FIGURE OF THIS CARTOON FAMILY LIVING IN SPRINGFIELD, WHO SHARES HIS FIRST NAME WITH THE AUTHOR OF THE ILIAD

HOMER SIMPSON

200

THIS PREHISTORIC SHARK, NOW EXTINCT, IS BELIEVED TO BE THE LARGEST FISH TO EVER SWIM THE SEAS

MEGALODON

200

YOU CAN HAVE THIS AND EAT IT TOO

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200

“STUPIDITY IS DELIGHT"

“IGNORANCE IS BLISS"

400

THE FOUL IN POOL IN WHICH THE CUE BALL IS KNOCKED INTO A POCKET, RESULTING IN THE OPPONENT HAVING FREE REIN OF THE TABLE ON THEIR NEXT TURN

SCRATCH

400

THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED PHIL DUNPHY ON THE TELEVISION SERIES MODERN FAMILY

TY BURRELL

400

DESPITE ITS NAME, THIS FISH IS NOT A MAMMAL, ALTHOUGH IT IS THE LARGEST SHARK IN MODERNITY

WHALE SHARK

400

DON’T FORGET THIS CONSTANT, OFTEN REFERRED TO AS “PLUS C"

CONSTANT OF INTEGRATION

400

“A DAMAGED TIMEPIECE IS SOLELY CORRECT TWO TIMES FROM 12 A.M. TO 11:59 P.M.”

“A BROKEN CLOCK IS ONLY RIGHT TWICE A DAY"

600

THIS IMPROPER TECHNIQUE, COMMON TO BOTH BASKETBALL AND VOLLEYBALL, ENTAILS SUSTAINED CONTACT WITH THE BALL AND RESULTS IN A PENALTY

CARRYING

600

ATTICUS FINCH SERVES AS A LAWYER IN THE DEEP SOUTH IN THIS NOVEL-TURNED-MOVIE SET DURING THE GREAT DEPRESSION

TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD

600

THESE SHRIMP KILL PREY BY SNAPPING THEIR CLAWS, CREATING A SOUND LOUDER THAN A GUNSHOT AND HEATING THE SURROUNDING WATER TO 8,000 °F

PISTOL SHRIMP

600

THIS CONSTANT REPRESENTS THE GOLDEN RATIO, WHICH IMPLIES AN UNDERLYING NATURAL SYMMETRY THAT MINIMIZES ENTROPY IN A SYSTEM

φ

600

“A PHOTOGRAPH IS VALUED AT 10^3 LEXEMES"

“A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS"

800

IN AMERICAN FOOTBALL, FOULS BEFORE THE SNAP ON THE DEFENSE ARE TYPICALLY OFFSIDES OR NEUTRAL ZONE INFRACTIONS, WHILE THE OFFENSE ARE MOSTLY CALLED ON THESE

FALSE STARTS

800

FAMILY GUY’S PETER GRIFFIN GOES BY “PETER” INSTEAD OF THIS, HIS ACTUAL FIRST NAME

JUSTIN

800

THE COLLOQUIAL OR SCIENTIFIC NAME OF DORY’S SPECIES FROM FINDING NEMO

BLUE TANG/PARACANTHURUS HEPATUS

800

THIS NUMBER APPROXIMATELY EQUALS 2.71828, ALTHOUGH YOU’RE MORE LIKELY TO SEE IT EXPONENTIATED

e/EULER'S NUMBER

800

“NEVER VIEW A PRESENT STALLION’S TEETH"

“DON’T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH"

1000

IN SEVERAL RACKET SPORTS, IF THE SHOE OF THE PLAYER SERVING CROSSES THE BACK BOUNDARY OF THE COURT, THEY HAVE JUST COMMITTED THIS

FOOT FAULT

1000

ACTOR EUGENE HUGH BEAUMONT PLAYED WARD CLEAVER, A STEREOTYPICAL AMERICAN DAD ON THIS TELEVISION SERIES THAT RAN FROM 1957 TO 1963

LEAVE IT TO BEAVER

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THESE CRUSTACEANS CAN PERCEIVE THE MOST COLORS OF ANY ANIMAL, OWING TO THEIR 16 CONES THAT ENABLE THEM TO SEE INTO THE INFRARED AND ULTRAVIOLET SPECTRA

MANTIS SHRIMP

1000

IF THIS CONSTANT WEREN’T EQUAL TO 1/137, THE LAWS OF PHYSICS WOULD BE VASTLY DIFFERENT, OR THE UNIVERSE MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE EXISTED

α/FINE-STRUCTURE CONSTANT

1000

“A SUTURE IN SECONDS SAVES THE NUMBER OF CATS’ LIVES"

“A STITCH IN TIME SAVES NINE"