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Though their song would probably never be played in a "waiting room," this was one of the first punk bands Masood fell in love with.
Who is Fugazi?
This show featured Jason Mendoza, the greatest character ever written.
What is The Good Place?
The only non white role in the musical Oklahoma. Yes, Masood was typecast as this.
Who is The Persian Peddler?
Though we find them on lawns and in gardens, this is the race of Masood's character Gazrick Nomrand.
What is Gnome?
Mesha and Masood love this pale comedian a lot, and frequently refer to their home as "Gaffistan" in his honor.
Who is Jim Gaffigan?
After ditching that loser Garfunkle, Paul Simon went on to produce this banger of a track about needing a bodyguard (Chevy Chase is in its music video).
What is You Can Call Me Al?
This show featured characters Daniel Faraday, Sayid, Sawyer, and even had John Locke screaming the line "Don't tell me what I can't do!"
What is Lost?
DAILY DOUBLE: A cylinder has a volume of 100*(pi) cubic centimeters and a height of 4 centimeters. This is the diameter of the cylinder, in centimeters.
What is 10cm?
Volume of a cylinder is V=pi* r^2 * H
100pi=pi * r^2 * 4
100=r^2 * 4
25=r^2
5=r
The diameter is twice the radius so the final answer is 10cm.
These are your three resources in combat in Dungeons and Dragons
What are Action, Bonus Action, and Movement?
This Canadian comedian was Masood's first inspiration for standup. "Somebody gonna get hurt real bad!"
Who is Russell Peters?
With albums titled The Satanic Satanist, Censored Colors, and Waiter: You Vultures!!, this Alaskan band was a leader of the indie alternative scene. Then they did a Taco Bell commercial.
Who is Portugal the Man?
Based on Hamlet, this animated movie was the first one to make Masood cry.
What is The Lion King?
Masood's favorite Shakespeare character. May have killed his brother but got merked by his nephew. He was just trying to be a good uncle!
Who is Claudius from Hamlet?
This gaming convention held in Indianapolis every summer brings more money to the state of Indiana than the Indy 500.
What is GenCon?
In his play Rhinosceros, Masood had his first introduction to absurdism.
Who is Eugene Ionesco?
If you got in too deep with this Canadian punk band, you'd know their bassist was Dave "Brownsound" Bhakash.
Who is Sum41?
Masood walked out of this M. Night Shyamalan film before it ended because it was so bad. Sorry Dev!
What is Avatar the Last Airbender?
This late actor was the Tiger in "The Tiger in the Baghdad Zoo" when it first premiered.
Who is Robin Williams?
Famous city on the Sword Coast, Gazrick and his buddies are known as the Rivals of this city
What is Waterdeep?
This Tenessee-based standup is known for his clean jokes and for dropping out of community college. He also hosted SNL last year
Who is Nate Bargatze?
Known for their lead singer's crooning style, this Mumbai-based band was Masood's most listened-to band on Spotify for 2023 and 2024.
What is Peter Cat Recording Co?
This movie about the dirty underbelly of newscasting starred Jake Gyllenhaal and was the first American appearance of Riz Ahmed.
What is Nightcrawler?
Unlike Romeo and Juliet, this Shakespearean love story set in Troy doesn't end with the two lovers dead. It still ends sadly though.
What is Troilus and Cressida?
Masood's favorite spell in DnD allows you to create a wall of strong wind that rises from the ground at a point you choose within range. You can make the wall up to 50 feet long, 15 feet high, and 1 foot thick.
What is Windwall?
His standup special Rothanial on HBOmax is Masood's current favorite stand-up special.
Who is Jerrod Carmicheal?