Who is Zach?
Known primarily as "my brothers ex" and often preceded by a deep breath and followed by the words "dont get me started"
Who is Sam?
"Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing."
What is the Santa Claus?
Finish the Lyrics... "On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ________"
What is eight maids a-milking?
This person's morning coffee comes with a little international flavor but has unbeatable attendance and constant good vibes
Who is David?
Two people in the family owned a mustang and this person drove the black one
Who is Aunt Rena?
This four-letter name for a man might describe a body of fresh water surrounded by land, like Superior or Erie
Who is Lake?
"Im an idiot"
What is the Grinch?
In "Rudolph the Red-Noses Reindeer", how many reindeer pull Santa's sleigh?
What is 9?
This person commands respect, authority, and loyalty--unless you look closely at his hairline
Who is Dad?
These three kids said "We just got off the train" after arriving home from Aunt Annies
Who are Angie, Teeci, and Janit?
An eye lash curler was their tool of choice
Who is Miguel?
"How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next? Rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?"
What is Home Alone?
This pop singer has been named the Queen of Christmas
Who is Mariah Carey?
Who is Carson?
This child spent their whole childhood in cowboy boots
Who is Davey?
Whose ex was primarily known for their unexpected, surprising and shocking choice of piercing.
Who is Janit?
"You sit on a throne of lies"
What is the Elf?
Where is Paris?
If enthusiasm were a sport, she'd be loud enough to win gold without a microphone
This sibling had their fingers glued together by a doctor to avoid sucking them
Who is Teeci?
Lightning struck twice for this ex, whose car was stolen because he essentially invited thieves in with this "key" mistake
"Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?"
In Elf (2003), Buddy travels to New York City to find his father, who works in this profession.
What is a children's book publisher?
Still deciding
still deciding.