Mexico
Where did David Ghant work?
Loomis Fargo
What was the name of Steve Chamber's pool party?
Neptune's Conch
Why didn't David's cumber bumber fit?
Too many GooGoo Clusters
Why was David smiling like hell?
A call from Kelly
What did David feed the eels in Mexico?
Hotdogs
What name did David have to call Steve Chambers?
Geppetto
When Mike McKinney scared David at the airport, what did he say he was choking on?
His cholo
What did David say his dream job was?
A bounty hunter
How did David sneak a rifle into Neptune's Conch?
In the pant leg of his wedding suit
What song was playing at Neptune's Conch?
This Is How We Do It by Montell Jordan
How much money was stuffed into David's pants at the airport?
$20,000
What did David say he looked like when he was on the phone in Mexico?
Like Gene Shalit from the Today Show
How did David find Steve Chamber's real name?
A membership card he found in the wallet he gave him
What did Steve Chamber formerly live in?
A double wide high rise
After getting shot, what was David supposed to fill his tub with?
Whole milk
Who cuts David and Kelly's bangs?
Ricky
What did David Ghant look like in his airport disguise?
Like Jesus and a cat had a baby
What did David threaten to do when he called Steve from Mexico?
Turn himself in if he didn't wire 6 million into his account within 2 days
What was David doing when he saw his "Wanted" picture in Mexico?
Telling Jorge about the broken ice machine by his hotel room
What was David doing when Mike McKinney found him?
Rollerblading around Mexico
What did David say when he pulled a hairy $20 out of his pants?
My bad... I have cats
What did Steve Chambers steal that made him a petty thief?
Wheelchairs from hospitals
What did the FBI Agent say David looked like?
Like Kenny Loggins and Kenny Rogers had a love child, and Kenny G showed up to the birthday party and started playing the flute and messed that boy up
Why couldn't the FBI Agents hear the sting's mic?
A booger whistle
What was David doing when him and Jandice met?
He was a pall bearer, struggling to hold up his end of the casket