Why is six afraid of seven?
Because 7 ate nine
Are you a 45-degree angle?
because you are a-cute
What is a bird's favorite math?
owl-gebra
What is a butterfly's favorite subject in school?
Mothematics
How are a dollar and the moon similar?
They both have four quarters
Because all my numbers are imaginary
How do you make seven even?
subtract the "s"
What is a math teacher's favorite season?
SUMmer
student: I saw my teacher with graph paper.
another student: she must be plotting something
Why was the math book so sad?
Because he had so many problems
What is a swimmer's favorite math?
dive-ision
What did the zero say to eight?
nice belt
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are pointless
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees
Why was the equal sign so humble?
He knew he wasn't greater or less then anybody