Math Jokes
T. Rex's favorite number
What is eight?
5y+6y
What is 11y?
6m=72
12
Five more than half a number.
5+n/2
Expect __________ from yourself.
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Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
They already eight.
(5x+2y)+(4x-3y)=
9x-y
y/15=5
y=75
45n
Who was the Kentucky Derby winner in 1998?
Real Quiet
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
(15a-7b)-(3a-5b)=
12a-2b
a+36=-24
a=-60
Nine less than twice a number
2n-9
Who won the triple crown in 1973?
Secretariat
How can you make seven even?
(-5+30y)-(-5x-10y)
40y
-3k-(-18)=-27
k=3
Twice the sum of 7 and half a number
2(7+n/2)
What is lunch for today?
Chicken Alfredo
What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?
A polygon.
(20x-(-6))+(-10x+8y)
10x+2y
16x-55=185
x=15
The product of 9 and a number and the sum of 8 and a number
9x+8y
What time does this period end?
10:26 a.m.