Addition
18.2 + 8.3 =_
26.5
How much dirt is in a hole that is 3x3x3?
None it's a hole
9 x 18 =_
162
245 - 63.6=_
181.4
17.67 - 8.28 =_
9.39
26960 + 6066 =_
33026
A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping. When he returns he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. He hates walking so why does he do it?
because he is a midget!
69 x 89 =_
6141
91.33 - 10.26 =_
81.07
13 x 45 =_
585
62.15 + 97.48 =_
159.63
Andrew had a pet goldfish (Pedroia) whom he loved very dearly. One day he noticed that it was swimming feebly in its bowl and it looked very unwell. He rushed Pedroia to the vet office and he told him to come back in an hour. When he returned he found Pedroia swimming strongly and looking healthy again. How had the vet managed this?
Clearly, Pedroia was dying of old age so the vet rushed out and got a new one while Andrew was gone, so Andrew now has Pedroia 2.0 (very sly vet)
9 x 89 =_
801
852.4 - 97.8 =_
754.6
0.32 x 0.47 =_
0.1504
156.1
Ben wants to go home, but he can't because the man in the mask is waiting for him.
A baseball game is going on. The base-runner sees the catcher waiting at home plate with the ball, so decides to stay at third base to avoid being tagged out.
456 x 900 =_
410400
728.5 - 175.7 =_
552.8
1,455 x 46 =_
66930
181 + 123.87 =_
304.87
Two men went into a restaurant. They both ordered the same dish from the menu. After they tasted it, one of the men went outside the restaurant and shot himself. Why? ( you get 5 guesses )
The dish that the two men ordered was albatross. They had been stranded many years earlier on a desert island. When the man tasted albatross he realized that he had never tasted it before. This meant that the meat he had been given on the island was not albatross as he had been told. He correctly deduced that he had eaten the flesh of his son who had died when they first reached the island.
726 x 61 =_
44286
78.6 - 0.785 =_
77.815
I am an odd number take away an alphabet and I become even. What number am I?
7 (SEVEN-S=EVEN)