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What is the value of x in: x+0=x
x
If Jake has 10 cookies and eats them all, how many cookies does Jake say he ate?
Just one
what's 9x0
0
How many sides does a triangle have?
3
When do you actually use math?
all the time
True or false: Math teachers say "show your work" in their sleep
True
A train leaves at 3:00. Why is this a trick question?
Trains don't leave classrooms
What's faster: mental math or waiting for your calculator to turn on?
mental math
WHat shape has all sides equal and all angles equal?
square
What math do you use at the store?
addition and subtraction
solve: 2x=10
x=5
Sarah buys 48 watermelons. What's the real question?
Why does she need 48 watermelons?
What number comes after 999 on a calculator?
error
What fraction is the same as 1/2?
2/4, 3/6 etc......
Why do you need math for video games?
scores, timing, stats
What operations do teachers love even more than subtraction?
Showing your work
Tom runs at 6mph for 3 hours. what does Tom need next?
A nap
what's 100/1
100
WHat's the value of pi rounded?
3.14
What math helps you not get ripped off?
percentages
If your answer is wrong but your work is perfect, what do teachers say?
You're on the right track
A word problem has 4 paragraphs. What should you do first?
Panic (then reread calmly)
What does your teacher say when you reach for a calculator?
You don't need that
What number is odd, even, prime, and confusing?
2
What math skill helps you pass this class?
trying