Giggles
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789
Why was the math textbook so sad?
Because it had so many problems!
You know what's odd?
Every other number.
Why did the two 4's not want dinner?
Because they already 8.
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because they're pointless!
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots!
If you have 6 apples and 2 watermelons in your right hand and 7 oranges in the left hand, what do you have?
Very big hands.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Why are circles so hot?
Because they're 360º.
Which knight created the round table?
Sir Cumference
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless they are Count Dracula
How do you keep warm in a cold room?
You go to the corner, where it is always 90º.
Why couldn't the polygon play in the big game?
He hurt is QUADrillateral.
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.
I think she may be plotting something.
Why did the student always wear glasses in math class?
Because it improves di-vision.
What's a birds favorite math?
Owl-gebra
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because he knew he wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?
Because it would have to convert.
What do you call a group of friends that love math?
AlgeBROs
What do you get when you cross a calculator and a dog?
A friend you can count on!
Why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
Who is the king of the pencil case?
The ruler!
What are the four types of triangles?
Isosceles, Scalene, Equilateral, Bermuda
or
Right, Acute, Obtuse, Bermuda
What did Area say to Perimeter while arguing?
I'm trying to talk to you but I feel like you're just going around the problem.
Why should you never believe a clock?
It's usually second-hand knowledge.