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What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

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George Washington could carve 7 turkeys in 14 minutes. How many turkeys could he carve in 1 hour?

30 turkeys

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The PLACE and VALUE of the 5 in 125,487.063

Thousands     5,000

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What fraction of the glasses has orange juice? What is that fraction in simplest form? 

9/12 = 3/4

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What is the volume of this                                           rectangular prism, if each                                            square face is 1 x 1 inches? 

60 cubic inches

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What is 6% in decimal form? 

0.06

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What key has legs and can't open a door?

a turkey!

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the area of a rectangle is:

length= 74  inches

width= 3  inches.


221 square inches (or inches squared)

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3.67 x 9

 33.03

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Mr. Davis bought 50 pounds of pizza dough and used it equally over 7 days.  How much pizza dough did he use each day?

1/7

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Jamie has $4.00.  If each slice of pizza at the Pizza Shack costs $1.25 and Jamie buys two slices, how much money will she have left?

Bonus: What percent of her money does she have left?

$1.50

62.5%

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What is 4 3/4 as a percent?

475%

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Why did they let the turkey join the band?

because he had his own drumsticks

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order from least to greatest: 5.010  ; 5.100;   5.001

 5.001; 5.010; 5.100

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Three friends equally share 1/3 of a pizza.  How much from the whole pizza does each friend get?

1/9 of the pizza

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Solve 3/12 รท 2 and write your answer in simplest form.

1/8

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What are the coordinates of the point C?

 (6,3)

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The length of a shoe is 25 centimeters.  How long is the shoe in meters?

1/2 meter   OR   0.25 meter

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What do you call a running turkey?

fast food!

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write in standard form (5 x 1000) + (2 x 10) + (5 x 1) + (4 x   1/10) + (7 x 1/1000)

5025.407

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solve  5/4 * 6 and simplify the answer

1/2

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A business has 324 cases of soda.  There are 48 cans in each case.  How many cans of soda does the business have?

15,552 cans

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Write the following as a mixed number: 32/6

 5 2/6

5 1/3

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What is the area of a rectangle with a width of 1/2 meter and a length of 2/3 meter?

2/6 meter OR 1/3 meter

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What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google, Google!

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True or False:

You MUST line up your decimals when you multiply.

False

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What is 3/8 of 72

27

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A ribbon that is 6 meters in length is cut into 24 pieces that are all the same length.  What will be the length of each piece, in centimeters? 

(Note: 100 centimeters = 1 meter)

25 centimeters

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Mr. Garcia's class is harvesting the school garden. The rectangular garden is twenty-five feet by fifteen feet. What is the area of the garden?

 375 sq feet

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Write the ratio in three ways:


Jayden has 5 yellow marbles, 3 green marbles, and 10 clear marbles.  What is the ratio of clear marbles to total marbles? Write the ratio in simplest form.


5 to 9   5:9    5/9