Movies
Diana struggled with choosing friends
young people ask-- how can I make real friends
Jesus got baptized there
where is River of Jordan.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Jesus cast seven devils out if me
Who is Mary Magdalene?
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
This man is bald!
"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you," is from...
what is Taken?
valley of the waves
where is sun city?
How many animals did Moses took to the ark.
Moses didnt put any animals inside the ark--who is Noah?
I was the son of Gera, a Benjamite, who was lefthanded?
Who is Ehud
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
Jesus continued: “There was a man who had two sons. The younger one said to his father, ‘Father, give me my share of the estate.’ So he divided his property between them.
return of the prodigal son
I am the place where Jacob's sons carried him from into the land of Canaan, and buried him in the cave at Mamre.
Egypt
What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?
what is Nothing!
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
Coffin
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.How can this be?
The parrot was deaf.
“Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered.”
what is white chicks?
Where did Jesus perform his first miracle?
Galilee
I am the book from which book comes the phrase: "The blind leading the blind."
Matthew
Once a little babe was drifting
In a basket all alone,
When the king's fair daughter found him-
Wished to have him for her own.
So she found the baby's mother
For his nurse that very day
But when he had grown to manhood,
He his people led away.
Moses
Who was he? (Exodus 2)
It turns out finger licking is not good!
who is nandos
“We must not stoop to their level. Megatron will not defeat us this easily.”
“I am but a soldier, Megatron. And you are a prisoner of your own twisted delusions!”
“You didn’t betray me. You betrayed yourself.”
who is Optimus Prime- Transformers?
what other name Cape town know as?
Mother City
I Said: "Why was not this ointment sold for three hundred pence, and given to the poor?"
who is Judas
There was a man who went one day
On top a Joppa house to pray,
And while he waited for his meat
He dreamed he saw a great big sheet
Let down from heaven, and inside
Fowls and creeping things did ride,
The one who prayed was told to eat,
For God had cleansed this "common" meat.
who is Peter? -- clue acts
resent mask challenge!
Ramaphozaaa!!