Early Life
21 years old, December 29, 2003
What is Matt's favorite Esports team?
Team Liquid
What was Matt's first ever main in League of Legends, whom he has a general disdain for now?
Brand
How many times has Matt had surgery?
When did Matt graduate from high school?
May 2022
How many siblings does Matt have?
3
What is my favorite video game, tv show, and movie of all time?
Outer Wilds, One Piece, A Silent Voice.
What genre of food does Matt generally dislike?
Seafood
What is the name of the tattoo that Matt has on his right forearm?
Brand of Sacrifice from Berserk
What are Matt's major(s) in university?
Political Science and Legal Studies 3+3
Where was Matt born?
Boston
Who is Matt's favorite fictional character of all time (two are tied for first, only need to name one)?
Monkey D. Luffy - One Piece
Zuko - Avatar: The Last Airbender
What genre of music is Matt's least favorite?
Tom Macdonald
Country music
How much money has Matt spent on League of Legends?
About $1500 across 5 years (mostly in high school)
Name two of the different jobs Matt has worked at in his life.
Track and Field coach, movie theater worker, McDonald's crew member, administrative assistant/legal intern, Dollar Tree operations manager
What was the first video game Matt ever played, and how old was he?
Mario Kart Wii at 4 years old.
What are Matt's 3 favorite Pokémon?
Empoleon, Luxray, Toxtricity
What are two of Matt's biggest pet peeves?
Interrupting while talking (especially when trying to make an argument), enemy junglers (especially Shaco, Nunu, and Hecarim players), talking with food in mouth, burping or farting in VC without muting, being mean or weird to Alaina, Republicans, someone calling me buddy, people saying slurs and bigots, my old roommate, people not wearing headphones in public, and anything else that i didnt remember but someone answers and i agree with.
What proof of service does Matt have for playing professional Team Fortress 2?
What was Matt's GPA in undergrad (Not including this year)
3.9
How many pets has Matt had?
1 dog - Ellie
6 fish - Fireball, M&M, another one i forgot the name of, Milky Way, Dotty, unnamed child between Dotty and Milky Way who died 10 minutes after birth by swimming away into the gravel and being crushed after being chased by its mother, who was trying to eat it.
What is Matt's self-described best talent?
Convincing others to play and watch things that he wants them to experience
What was Matt most afraid of when he was in middle school?
The return of the bubonic plague
At what age does Matt say he finally gained sentience? What event(s) prompted this? What is Matt's self-proclaimed political affiliation as a result?
16 years old, Covid/the murder of George Floyd, Democratic Socialist
What does Matt want to do professionally after graduating from school?
Public interest attorney, focusing on either housing, employment, or personal injury law (naming one is acceptable for a correct answer).