City Nicknames
The Windy City
Chicago, IL
Dunk
Basketball
I cry CAP-ulet that u are over Rosaline. Go back and hang with ur Montague bros.
-J
Romeo and Juliet
Jack and Rose (there was plenty of room on that door)
Titanic
St. Thérèse of Lisieux
France
The Holy City
Charleston, SC
Roughing
Hockey
I'm sorry, I just can't be with someone who can't pronounce spells properly. I mean, lev-i-oh-SAH? Do better.
Harry Potter
Katniss and Peeta (or Gale if you're a real one)
St. Thomas Aquinas
Italy
The Eternal City
Rome
Can of Corn
Baseball
Sorry Jon, I've met someone else. He's a centuries-old gazillionaire from Romania with a mean set of teeth.
-Mina
Dracula
Gus and Hazel
The Fault In Our Stars
St. Patrick
Britain (England or Wales)
La Ville-Lumiere
Paris
Try
Rugby
I gotta get this huge red 'A' off my chest, your physical features give me a chilling worth of bad vibes
-Hester Prynne
The Scarlet Letter
Princess Buttercup and Wesley (AKA The Dread Pirate Roberts)
The Princess Bride
St. Augustine of Hippo
Algeria
The Forbidden City
Beijing
Hurley stick
Irish Hurling
If you didn't want me when I was a broke Edmond Dantes, then I don't want you now that I'm a rich 'Count' of an Italian island
Count of Monte Cristo
Sandy and Danny
Grease
St. Anthony of Padua
Portugal