Childhood Trauma
What grade was I in when my mom died?
Fifth Grade
What is my liquor of choice?
Whiskey
What did I major in at Vassar?
Biochemistry
Am I usually more anxious or depressed?
Anxious
How many of my ex-significant others am I actually still friends with?
0
What state was I living in when I first witnessed domestic abuse happening between my parents?
California!
What did I turn to during quarantine after Cody and I ran out of liquor and PA was only selling beer and wine and I wanted to get trashed?
What school did I almost go to instead of Vassar?
Brown
What year at Vassar was it where I had an anxiety attack so bad that I had missed finals by going to the US and had to make them up later?
Sophomore year! Right before Qingdao
Who was John Kee’s and my Eskimo brother at Vassar?
Connor Martin
Why did my dad move my sister and me to California In 6th grade?
How many Valentine’s Days have I blacked out on?
3
Which band did Ashley and I go see the night before my biochemistry final?
The 1975!
First year!
How many of my exes have come out as trans or non-binary since we broke up?
What caused my grandparents to change the locks on me in high school?
What month during quarantine did I get so high by eating twice as much edible as I was supposed to that I cried and lost a bit of my soul forever?
March!
Who did I go hook up with the night before my intro bio midterm after Ashley told me that I had to rally since we had been talking off and on for months?
Riley
Half credit for “Ferrit boi”
What strength is my prescription for Lexapro and how much do I actually take?
20 mg. 10 mg
What is the name of my ex who cracked his head open in a door frame, choreographed dances about our relationship to perform to our high school, only ate bread and pizza, and lived in his sister’s closet in NYC? Bonus +300 if you get his last name too
Jared Jory-Geiger
What grade was I in when my dad was arrested for a weekend in an event that was so traumatic that I blocked it from my memory until a few months back when I talked with my sister about it?
Fifth Grade
What are the ingredients in the Ina Garten Cosmo that got me and Cody to black out when we had it back in March?
Vodka
Triple Sec
Lime juice
Cranberry juice
Who was my first year roommate at Vassar I CHOSE to live with?
John DeSantis
How did I try to kill myself in middle school?
Pills! I stole my sister’s antidepressants and tried to OD
Name any three people who have been in a 3way with me
Jared
Noah
Chris
Nick
James
The fifty year old man from Thanksgiving
Brad
Kevin
Cody
Brian
Jordan
Garrett