Oops I lied! This person's piggies are shown here (Picture 1)
Who is Alex Pauliokonis?
Which body part of Matt's do you find most attractive?
What is Matt's chest?
Matt went to prom with this girl
Who is Hannah Shoultz
This is exclaimed by Matt when putting his piece down in the board game "Ticket to Ride"
Matt's go-to Taco Bell order
What is two chicken quesadillas?
Matt is seen here repping this NFL team's jersey. (Picture 2)
What are the New England Patriots?
What number date did you think Matt have ~potential~?
What is date #1?
This girlfriend has been scrubbed out of this photo (Picture 6)
Who is Erin Droms?
Uttered by Matt after someone exclaims "How did this happen?"
What is "Yo Ho Ho he took a bite of gum gum"
Matt lived in this apartment complex, along with many friends, from 2015 - 2017
What is Foxridge?
This picture was taken in the aftermath of playing this video game with friends. (Picture 3)
What is Mario Kart?
If Matt were an animal, what animal would he be?
What is a golden retriever?
Matt's first kiss is seen here on the right (Picture 7)
Who is Maddie Pages
In a Blacksburg bar, this is written on the back of a stall door in the woman's restroom
What is "Matt Deasy ruined everything"
Matt's go-to pizza order
What is a pan pizza with pepperoni and green peppers from Dominos
The year that this photo was taken (Picture 4)
What is 2009?
If Matt could meet one person from history who would he pick?
Who is George Washington?
She appears at the end of the film "BlaKkKlansman"
Who is Lauren Malhotra?
Uttered in a deep voice by Matt after slurping a drink that you can only get at Taco Bell
What is "The Blast"?
The name of Matt's childhood cat
What is Sparkle?
What show did Matt watch after taking the two gbs, seen here? (Picture 5)
What is Planet Earth?
What's your favorite thing about Matt?
What is the way he loves me?
She broke up with Matt for getting a bad haircut
Who is Katie Way?
"Oink" is not part of this hog related phrase Matt tried to get to catch on (It did not)
What is " 'Scuse a Pig"
Matt's 2024 Richmond Marathon Time (Will accept anything within 10 minutes of actual time)
What is 4:52:18?