Certified Historical Matt Moments
Gamer Gals
Matt²
Matt B.U.
(Before uni)
(Before uni)
I'm Not Sure What to Call This
100
Explain how Matt got fired from Dairy Queen.
HE WAS A CERTIFIED LYRICIST.
100
Name the exact character Matt played in his first game of Root.
Who is Thief?
100
Name Matt’s favorite color.
What is blue?
100
Name the animal that Matt pretended to be when he got “white girl wasted.”
What is a cat?
100
Name the first game that Matt and Amanda played together.
What is TFT?
200
Name the two classes that both Nick and Matt dropped out of because they were too busy smooching each other and didn’t pay attention to class.
What is Linear Algebra and Calculus 2?
200
Name the character Matt has most Mastery on in League of Legends.
Who is Caitlyn?
40k Mastery Points
200
This is Matt's spirit animal.
What is a raccoon?
200
Name the amount of money that Matt was bribed to fake out a handshake with the principal during the high school honors awards ceremony.
What is $50?
200
This is Matt’s favorite milk percentage.
What is 2%?
300
Name Matt’s first DND character.
Describe how the character died.
Who was Shaquille O’Vealle?
Trick question, no one knows if he is dead since he was sent to another plane.
300
Name Matt’s Smash Ultimate main.
Who is Joker?
300
Matt has 2 cats. Name them.
Who are Sydney and Layla?
300
Name the maximum amount of drinks that Matt drank before getting “white girl wasted.”
What is 13?
300
Name the location where Matt introduced Amanda to his DQ familia in person for the first time.
Where is Paradise Shawarma?
400
Name the Frito-Lay product that Matt has snorted previously.
What is Cheetos?
400
Name the phrase that an enemy in CS:GO would repeatedly call Matt throughout a match.
What is "bowl cut neutralized?"
400
Name Matt's minor at UofT.
What is Psychology?
400
Name Matt's coach in under 18 coed soccer.
Who is Rachel's mom?
400
Name the brand of water that Matt hates the most.
What is Dasani?
500
As of January 1st 2020, name Matt's PR for benching.
What is 250lbs?
500
Name the game that Matt has the most hours on?
Name the approximate amount of hours.
What is CS:GO?
What is 1.8k hours?
500
Name Matt’s (alleged) favorite band.
Who is Pink Floyd?
500
Name the kind of vinegar that Matt did a shot of in Dayna’s basement in Grade 12.
What is apple cider vinegar?
500
Name Matt's weiner size.
Sorry only Nick would know.
