China
What colours does the chinese phoenix have? (most accurate guess wins)
black, white, red, yellow, and green
Name a chinese name with the letter "j".
Chinese language doesn't use the latin alphabet.
"Allain doesn't think much"
Ted, like 2 months ago or something I think
What is Stitch's experiment number?
a. 626
b. 666
c. 51
d. 101
a. 626
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"Start loving science early!"
How many museums did I visit today? exact guess wins
4, I'm so dead
How often do patients die on average during heart operations?
<1
"Max isn't that bad."
Kris 🥹
Who said the quote: "We need a plan of attack."
Captain America, Avengers
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Digging its own grave, lets work together to remove it.
Name one traditional shanghainese food
Eh anything? they have schnitzels for some reason, dumplings with soup and crab roe inside, other stuff.
How many stars are on the Argentinian flag?
1
"You told him to die when you gave him a handful of your nuts."
Eva? I think? Please Confirm
What Disney princess has the highest body count?
Mulan, bonus points if you say Captain Marvel
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The american emperialists are the enemy of the world's peaceful people
What did I not see in China the last two days?
a. 3am trash puppy
b. Giant purple artisan drinking gourd
c. A giant chocolate giraffe
d. The chinese wall
d. the wall is like 1200 km away
x+y = 11, y = 9, x = ?
2
"I was on a beach, smelling the airplane air."
Allain
Dumbo
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Modern communist musical, the Red Army's woman.
What did I not see in China? part 2
a. A painting of white tourists
b. A naked man running through the metro
c. A window calling me gayer
d. Yassified Elsa from Frozen
b, fortunately
ab = 12, a = 1, b = ?
2
- On the question: What is your political ideology?
"Gay people should die."
Eva
What animal roars in the Lion King?
A tiger, lion roars were considered too weak.
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Everlasting friendship between the chinese and soviet peoples.