Dad's wardrobe staples
this accessory, a gift from one of the kids, stopped being worn after dad was made fun of by aunt Winnie
women's watch (secret santa gift from Stephen)
this one-word saying is used when one of the kids did nothing productive at school
Refund!
These are Lily’s dads in Modern Family
Cam and Mitchell
He was the primary author of the Declaration of Independence
Jefferson
hungry, I'm Dad
this accessory spawns onto dad as soon as the sun rises, sometimes resulting in a tan line
sunglasses
this term, coined by dad, was used to encourage us kids to fold the laundry on his bed
folding party
this person dramatically reveals their fatherhood with the words “I am your father”
darth vader
he co-wrote the Federalist Papers and helped draft the Bill of Rights
Madison
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing ___
it just waved
this accessory makes its appearance once a year for Christmas Eve mass
huge santa tie
dad uses this term to describe “car” when talking to new drivers
Lethal weapon
this person is Eric’s dad in That ‘70s Show
Red
He served as commander of the Continental Army and later gave up power voluntarily
Washington
Did you get a haircut? No, ______
I got them all cut
this clothing item, recently retired, was always worn once it gets cold outside - be color specific
Blue and neon green winter coat
this phrase appears any time he is talking to a new driver about driving, especially Stephen, Eddie, and Mary beth
All of you are bad drivers
this person is the father of Kate, Kevin, and Randall in This is Us
Jack Pearson
Born in the British West Indies, he helped establish the U.S. financial system and died in a duel.
Hamilton
What do you call a fake spaghetti? An ___
impasta
this clothing item, a gift from one of the kids, is worn during the summer when dad is feeling a little patriotic and a little more casual
light blue crab shirt
this word is used when he is encouraging us kids to get something done quickly, especially chores
blitz
this is Mike and Nancy’s dad in Stranger Things
Ted
he was involved in the XYZ affair during his presidency
Adams
how do you organize a space party? You ___
planet