"With all due respect, that is a bunch of ____"
What is "malarkey"?
Kamala means this - which is a symbol of significance in Indian culture.
What is lotus flower?
A stereotypical young urban white male, or, a Magaziner.
What is a Chad
In Four Seasons Total Landscaping there lived a hobbit.
What is The Hobbit
Islands in the Stream, Lady, The Gambler
Who is Kenny Rogers
Alex was born in this Canadian province
What is Ontario
Howie McBouch is excited to welcome these two new residents to the White House in January.
What are Champ and Major?
VP-elect Kamala Harris is a "Momala" (step-mom) to THIS many children.
What is two
Where the king lives, or, a former strip club in Dupont Circle.
What is the Royal Palace.
Shall I compare thee to Four Seasons Total Landscaping? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
What is a Shakespearean sonnet (18)
Tutti Frutti, Good Golly Miss Molly, Long Tall Sally
Who is Little Richard
Early in his career, Alex hosted this show on CBS, which was significantly different than the Nickelodeon version
What is Double Dare
Joe Biden became the sixth-youngest senator in American history when he was elected at this age.
What is 29?
Kamala's husband Doug will be the first Second-gentleman, and also this other first serving as a First or Second "person"
What is a Jewish spouse
A series of farms, or, a gap, or, the town where Eric grew up.
What is Cumberland
I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And ended up at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
What is The Road not Taken
Panama, Hot for Teacher, Running with the Devil
Alex started hosting Jeopardy in which year?
What is 1984
In 1988, then Senator Biden was taken by ambulance to Walter Reed Army Medical Center and required emergency surgery for THIS.
What is an (leaking intracranial berry) aneurysm?
THIS is the name of a children's book that Kamala Harris published in 2019
What is Superheros are Everywhere?
A Mazda commercial slogan, or, what we're doing now
What is Zoom (or Zoom, Zoom)
Last night I dreamt I went to Four Seasons Total Landscaping again.
What is Rebecca
Stacey's Mom, Radiation Vibe, Sink to the Bottom
Who is Adam Schlesinger, (or the singer from Fountains of Wayne)
In 1996, Alex did this as part of the Atlanta Olympics
Ran with the Olympic torch
President-elect Biden and THIS President are the only two non-incumbent vice presidents to be elected president
Who is President Richard Nixon?
VP-elect Kamala Harris will become first of these four designations when she is sworn in.
What is the first woman VP, the first African-American VP, the first Caribbean-American VP and the first Indian- or Asian-American VP.
A band lead by a dearly departed bird of peace, or, short for what you wear to the mall in 1985.
What is the Sneaks.
Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
What is 1984
Tom Sawyer, Subdivisions, Closer to the Heart
Who is Neil Peart (of Rush)
Among his many acting credits, Alex appeared in this 90's Fox TV hit, as a Man in Black.
What is the X-Files