Penguins
Despite this type of penguins' name, it mainly eats krill and fish, and it lives on sub-Antarctic islands, not Italy.
What is a Macaroni Penguin?
When accepted into this college, you are told that playing Minecraft (sadly) won't boost your grade.
What is Colorado School of Mines?
This word may not have a rhyme, but it sure is tasty!
What is orange?
DAILY DOUBLE!!!!
This character answers the phone with, "What's your favorite color?"
Who is Buddy the Elf?
"Just Do It."
What is Nike?
This species of penguin is the classic "tuxedo" penguin that inspires cartoons and emojis.
What is an Adelie Pengui?
This is the logo of a Canadian STEM college (which may or may not have part of my name in it), this one is for you, Soren.
What is Harvey Mudd?
This rhymeless word means confused and disconcerted, but it's fun to say!
What is discombobulated?
This elf from J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings is considered the queen of the elves, but doesn't know what the Hobbits mean when they say "magic".
Who is the Lady of Lothlorien (Galadriel)?
"Open Happiness"
What is Coca-Cola?
This brand of various foods sells a cheese cracker in the shape of a penguin.
What is Great Value?
DAILY DOUBLE!!!!!
In this college's acceptance letter, it states that the logo was accidentally put on a vending machine, and not the building.
What is LMU?
The first person to do this died right after, so they honored him with making sure there isn't a rhyme for his feat.
What is a marathon?
Ernie the Elf bakes cookies with a group of friends in a hollow tree and is the mascot of this cookie company.
What is Keebler?
"The Ultimate Driving Machine."
What is BMW?
The Batman antagonist "The Penguin" first appeared in a comic book in December of this year.
What is 1941?
This is the name of the oldest college in the world, but also a very mysterious food.
What is University of Bologna?
Ooh, shiny! This metal has no words that rhyme with it.
What is silver?
Elves originate from this country's ancient mythology, though they are never depicted eating pretzels.
What is Germany?
"Think Different"
What is Apple?
This species of penguin was found in Australia, only about 2,000 miles away from where he was trying to swim.
What is an Emperor Penguin?
As an anonymous person once said, if you get an invitation for this college, "JUST SAY NO!!"
What is Morningside?
First, second, and third may have rhymes, but this placing doesn't.
What is ninth?
Elves is a brand that makes these, with advanced carbon road disc frames and custom paint jobs.
What are bikes?
"When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight."
What is FedEx?