Varsity Roster
This player leads the team in % of high quality shots taken (7's and 9's) and leads the team in FG %.
Who is Ryan Skinner?
*(2x points)*
Our program takes pride in winning games on this end of the floor.
What is defense?
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Coach Kirch's go-to phrase when trying to be nice to the officials (usually near the beginning of a game).
What is "I was just telling our guys how great of a job you are doing?"
This assistant holds the McNary single season 3pt shooting percentage record (56% - which none of you will ever come close to).
Who is Coach Martin?
*(2x points)*
Last season's NBA Champions.
Who are the Boston Celtics?
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This player loves wearing Woodburn Bulldogs shorts that are three sizes too large to practice.
Who is Anthony Fuentes?
Our call when we want to double a ball screen.
What is Red?
Kirch will spam this word a few times in a row when he approves of something or agrees with you.
What is "yep, yep, yep!"
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Known for asking Siri how to take a charge.
Who is Coach Wing?
The current points per game leader (as of Feb. 5th).
Who is Shai Gilgeous-Alexander?
Hudson Whipple's little brother (according to Coach McShane).
Who is Lincoln Goff?
*(2x points)*
This player takes the ball out of bounds after a make.
Who is the 4?
When Coach McShane wants you to talk on defense, he will yell this short phrase with your name at the end.
What is "I can hear you ____?"
*(2x points)*
Takes the title as McNary Basketball's "Director of Basketball Operations."
Who is Coach Q?
*(2x points)*
Before being called the Hornets, Charlotte's NBA team went by this nickname.
What is the Bobcats?
This player usually hands a bag of almonds to one of the assistant coaches and asks them to "hold his nuts," during the game.
Who is Cole Ricketts?
A program-wide 2-3 zone offense that uses occasional ball screens on one of the top defenders (Hint: Named after one of the US States).
What is Arkansas?
Coach Kirch has a framed painting of this underwater creature in the team room (no one is really sure why).
What is an octopus?
Frequently mistaken for the team athletic trainer, this assistant steps in to assist injured players.
Who is Coach Faust?
This Western Conference team has the best record in the NBA this year (as of Feb. 5th - by Winning %).
Who are the Oklahoma City Thunder?
This player has the most improved shot form since 8th grade (used to be the worst Coach Kirch has ever seen).
Who is Gavin Burns?
What are the four "no's" in our defensive philosophy in order?
What is no paint, no baseline, no uncontested 3's, and no 2nd chances?
Not sitting, not standing, but Coach McShane is often doing this on the sideline when he is fired up.
What is crawling?
Has a "jank left pinky" that he would let you chop off with an axe for one more chance to play Mi-Bru-No under the stars at Camp Cascade.
Who is Coach McShane?
The Portland Trailblazers have one NBA title from this year with Maurice Lucas and Bill Walton leading the team.
What is 1976 - 1977?