Scenarios
A vending machine suddenly speaks and offers you a snack if you tell it a joke. What should you do first?
tell the vending machine a joke
These are considered the "building blocks" of protein.
Amino Acids.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
A UN based group whose goal is to defend humanity from anomalies, they prioritize neutralizing threats over research
GOC
The official national animal of Scotland.
Unicorn
You're a chef working in a 6-star restaurant when your apprentice messes up and starts a fire that will slowly spread to the entire kitchen, and someone forgot buy a new fire extinguisher. Your coworkers are too busy cooking to notice the flame. What should you try to do?
Try to alert everyone, evacuate the area.
Through damage and repair, people can grow this part of their body by lifting or exercising.
muscles.
Is christmas at 11:32 PM, you're about to have knee surgery in 30 minutes and the Grinch came to visit you and says ____ to relate this experince with you.
That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow
This SCP is the child to a instance of SCP-001 and is most hated by SCP-682.
SCP-999
In China, this number is associated with death because of its similar pronunciation to it.
4
You’re walking in a park when a squirrel starts following you and holding a tiny sign that says, “Give me your lunch or face the consequences.” What’s the smartest move?
Drop kick the squirrel
This medical procedure involves using healthy skin from one part of the body to cover a deep burn that cannot heal on its own.
Skin graft
Your best friend is on life support and is dying, their family can barely afford the medical bill, but he still owes you 20 bucks. What do you do? A. Pull the plug.
B. Give him a goodnight kiss. C. Ask for a 67% intrest.
D
This Euclid class program help with loneliness in your life by sending photos of your own location, eventually manifesting a silent, canine-skulled entity in every reflective surface you pass.
SCP-1471 or MalO
"The Little Corporal" was a nickname given to a French military genius and statesman who reached his peak after the French Revolution. What's their real name?
Le Petit Caporal or Napoleon Bonaparte
You are a very busy person living in a small apartment with a cat, but one day you wake up and discover your cat has learned to talk. It demands that you cook pancakes every morning, or it will reveal all your secrets to the neighbor. What should you do first?
Negoitate
A patient has been vomiting for several days and now has muscle cramps and an irregular heartbeat. Blood tests show low potassium levels. The loss of which substance from the stomach is the main reason this problem develops?
stomach acid
When someone breaks their ribs and skull what do doctors do?
Give them a back and head massage
This SCP gives you a picture of your deepest desire when you use it.
SCP-978, also known as the desire camera
In ancient Rome, this substance was sometimes used as toothpaste, despite being a waste product.
Imagine a universe, let's say universe 1, filled with an infinite number of immortals. They're living in bliss. They enjoy the place, but each day, one of them is removed and sent to a place where suffering is forever. Now imagine a different universe, let's say universe 2, filled with suffering, with an infinite amount of immortal people, but every day one of them goes to bliss forever. Now you're John, just a normal human, you're the +1 to the infinity (Still doesn't change the fact that it's still infinity), which place would statistically be better to live in?
Universe 1, You'll almost certainly remain in bliss for your entire human lifetime, as you're not immortal.
Following a major burn, this organ prioritizes the production of "acute-phase" proteins, while dangerously slowing down the production of albumin, which is needed for organ survival.
the liver
Used in 19th-century Finland and Russia until the 20th century, this animal's skin peptidome contains Brevinin-1Tb, a compound that kills Salmonella and Staphylococcus bacteria, which help with food preservation before refrigerators were a thing.
A brown frog