I know this...I swear!
Code Brown Chronicles
Meds That Sound Made Up
Medical Gibberish
Which patient dies first?
100

Normal potassium level range.

What is 3.5-5.0 mEq/L?

100

The most common side effect of opioids.

What is constipation?

100

This loop diuretic will have your patient peeing all day.

What is furosemide (Lasix)?

100

The loud stomach growling that echoes across a quiet room

What is borborygmi?

100

A. COPD, O2 sat 90% on 2L

B. Post-op day1, pain 8/10

C. BP 84/52, HR 118, cool clammy skin

D. Fever 101.2 F

What is C?

(early shock = bad news fast)

200

The position used to prevent aspiration during feeding.

What is high Fowler's position?

200

This bowel sound finding is expected after abdominal surgery.

What are hypoactive bowel sounds?

200

This medication class ends in "-pril" and treats hypertension.

What is an ACE inhibitor?

200

The uncomfortable feeling of needing to poop...but nothing happens

What is tenesmus?

200

A. Potassium = 5.8, no symptoms

B. Potassium = 3.0, muscle cramps

C. Potassium = 6.5, peaked T waves

D. Potassium = 4.2

What is C?

(cardiac instability = immediate danger)

300

The acronym used to remember stroke symptoms?

What is FAST?

300

Black, tarry stools may indicate this.

What is upper GI bleeding?

300

Watch potassium levels closely with this medications: spironolactone.

What is a potassium-sparing diuretic?

300

When food or liquid accidentally goes down the wrong pipe

What is aspiration?

300

A. RR 10, sleepy after pain meds

B. RR 8, difficult to arouse, O2 sat 88%

C. RR 24, anxious

D. RR 18, stable

What is B?

(respiratory depression = ABC priority)

400

The most important initial step in the nursing process.

What is assessment?

400

A patient with C. diff should be placed on this type of precautions.

What are contact precautions?

400

This drug class slows heart rate and ends in "-lol."

What are beta blockers?

400
The irresistible urge o move your legs, especially at night

What is restless legs?

400

A. Sudden chest pain, BP 140/90

B. New confusion, UTI diagnosis

C. Chronic back pain, pain rating 7/10

D. Sudden inability to speak + facial droop

What is D?

(stroke symptoms = time-sensitive emergency)

500

The antidote for opioids.

What is naloxone?

500

The priority concern with severe diarrhea.

What is dehydration/fluid imbalance?

500

A patient on warfarin needs this lab monitored.

What is INR?

500

Severe, bad breath that could clear a room

What is halitosis?

500

A. Patient with stridor after new medication

B. Post-op patient with urine output 20 mL/hr

C. CHF patient with crackles, O2 sat 91%

D. Diabetic patient with glucose of 290

What is A?

(airway compromise = immediate life threat)