The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
Which letter if the alphabet has the most water
C
What word is pronounced the same if you take away 4 of its 5 letters
QUEUE
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What time is it?
A woman gives birth to two sons on the same day, in the same year, but they are not twins. How?
They triplets (2 out of the three sons)
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?
What cant be touched but can be broken?
A promise
What starts with a T ends with a T and has T in it?
A teapot
What loses its head in the morning, but gets it back at night?
A pillow
A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way. A police officer sees him but does not stop him, why?
The truck driver is walking
The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, and the person who uses it never knows they are using it. What is it?
A coffin
What has words but never speaks
A book
What do you buy to eat but never consume?
In a bus, there is a 26 year old pregnant lady, a 30 year old policeman, and a 52 year old random woman, and the driver who is 65 years old. Who is the youngest?
The baby of the pregnant lady
A father and a son were in a car crash. The father dies and the son was rushed to the hospital. "The surgeon said I cant operate- this is my son!" How is this possible
The surgeon was the boys mother
The more you use of me the more you leave behind. What am I?
an eraser
What has three letters and starts with gas
A car
What has four fingers and a thumb but is not living
A glove
Take off my skin--- I wont cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion
A man jumps out of a plane without a parachute and survives, how?
The plane was on the ground
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
You see me once in june, twice in november, and never in may, what am I?
What kind of ship has two mates but no captain
A relationship
How many seconds are there in a year?
12
ex: Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, March 2nd etc...
A man marries a dozen women but never divorces. How is that possible?
The man is a priest/ wedding officiant