PS
A ferritin in the 1000's is common in this dangerous autoimmune reaction. >90% of the time it is at least >500.
HLH
A patient with severe anaplasmosis would have these colliding conditions - the first part describes the body's immune reaction to the infection and the second part is the etiology of the infection.
Septick-borne illness
Oh no! My obese arresting patient needs emergent access for meds and blood. Oh and he's a bilateral leg amputee. I need this color IO needle!
Yellow
Name the artist
Title: Solidarity Forever
Genre: Folk
Released: 1955

Artist: Pete Seeger

PC
This p/f ratio marks the line between moderate and severe ARDS per the Berlin Criteria.
100
Patient coding from a massive PE? Give them this med while inserting this device to better determine if they have a pulse.
TPA-line
Oh fiddle-dee-dee! My patient was just shot in the chest and suffered severe bilateral penetrating chest injuries. I need to evacuate his tamponade and do internal cardiac massage! I need to perform this maritime themed intervention to gain access to the chest.
Clamshell thoracotomy (bilateral anterior thoracotomy). 
Name the artist or the title, Philadelphia connection here
Genre: hip-hop
Released: 2002
Artist: The Roots
Title: Sacrifice

VS
Though often called "cutoffs", this article of clothing is sometimes called this portmanteau.

"Jorts"
Maintain this crucial equilibrium of ins and outs with the best kind of IV fluid
Fluid balance-d crystalloid
Help help! I need to cric my patient and I dont have that stupid cric kit that is useless and that I hate! I know! I'll cric my patient using these 3 (or 2) pieces of medical equipment!
Scalpel, 6.0 ETT, Bougie (optional)
Name the artist or title. A superb track.
Released: 2003
Artist: Magnolia Electric Company
Title: Farewell Transmission

APV
32 degrees celsius is the common dividing line for these two conditions.
Mild vs moderate hypothermia
Save someone from malignant cerebral edema with this operation and then insert this ear tube for funsies
Decompressive hemicraniectomy-ringotomy tube
Rats! My traumatic arrest patient has a tension pneumothorax and we just ran out of chest tubes! I'll save him by performing this!
Finger thoracostomy

Name the artist, title, or genre.
Released 2010
Artist: Trampled by Turtles
Title: Victory
Genre: Bluegrass

SIMV
An eosinophil count of 1000 is the typical dividing line for these two auto-immune conditions, whose non-eponymous names are very similar. Must give me the non-eponymous names only.
EPA and EGPA (Wegeners and Churg-Strauss)
Capsaicindomethacin
I can't feel my legs! Mostly because I've suffered such severe intra-abdominal trauma that I needed this life-saving device while I undergo damage control for all my bleeding.
REBOA (resuscitative endovascular balloon occlusion of the aorta)

Name the artist, title, or genre. Possibly my favorite piece of music, tied with 2 others.
Artist: This Will Destroy You
Title: The Mighty Rio Grande
Genre: Post-rock