Who Am I?
When you're feeling dyspneic, give me a call. Breathing problems, I solve them all!
Respiratory Therapist
This disease is characterized by cognitive decline, memory loss and confusion, typically in the aging population
Dementia/Alzheimer's Disease
Most common type of sports injury
Strains/sprains
In through your nose and up to your brain, most people don't like me as sometimes I cause pain.
COVID Swab
The only organ that named itself, if you read books it'll gain knowledge and wealth.
Brain
Close your eyes, count backwards from 10, breathe in this gas and never see me again!
Anesthesiologist
I weaken your bones so it only takes a bit of pressure to cause a painful break!
Osteoporosis
Most common type of environmental allergy
Pollen
Fluid waves I use, this is what your order if it's the heart you're looking to peruse.
Echocardiogram
I have a cycle but don't own a bike, contractions I feel and babies I like.
Uterus
Radiation and magnets are some of my tools, when all of my patients hurt themselves like fools!
Medical Radiation Technologist
I am highly contagious and caused by the varicella zoster virus.
Chicken Pox
Most ordered imaging test
X-Ray
In through the bum and not through the mouth, I look for cancer where old food comes out.
Colonoscopy
Digestion is one of my jobs, if I fail at the other it's your blood sugar that is robbed.
Pancreas
If speech and swallowing have you wallowing, I'm the one you should be calling
Speech language pathologist
I have been in the news a lot lately and often present with rashes
Monkeypox
Most common blood type
O+
After a car crash or bumping your head, this diagnostic test is where you'll be led.
Computed Tomography (CT)
I'm the longer and smaller little tubed brother, if its digestion you want I've got you covered.
Small Intestine
I get you from Point A to Point B, so if you are looking for a ride inside the hospital come see me.
Porter
You'll know it's me when you see a target shaped rash on your body
Lyme Disease
Most common reason people go to the ER
Headache
Feeling faint, shaky and pale, if you don't eat meat this test you might fail.
Hemoglobin/Iron Level
Thyroid