The Mind of Marty
A selfish person (hint: think confectionary).
What is a small pie person?
An entirely optional driving action/feature of vehicles.
What is signal lights?
This fashion statement, which has been gracing the home catwalk for years, involves tucking one item of clothing into another unlikely item of clothing.
What is tucking the shirt into the underwear?
The lawnmower was purchased this year.
What is 1982?
This staple of the Marty diet should ideally be under 2$.
What are chips?
Just a social activity.
What is fishing?
The correct spacing between vehicles stopped at a light.
What is 4 feet (or less)?
The best way to get a new t-shirt (or hat).
What is free when you buy a case of beer?
When the lifts open.
What is the correct time to get to the ski hill?
The price Marty paid for the bicycle that he still rides to this day.
What is 190$? (I think)
Everyone owes it to themself to be this.
What is an entrepreneur?
This piece of municipal infrastructure "attacked" Marty's truck last winter in Calgary.
What is a fire hydrant?
Two is better than one when it comes to keeping up your pants.
What is a belt and suspenders?
The show (aka job) must go on until this temperature is reached.
What is -25 degrees celcius?
This beer has recently dethroned Moosehead for beer du jour.
What is President's Choice/PC?
The optimal bird feeding time and reason.
What is after dark so the crows and magpies don't hog all the seeds?
This person spelled the end for the old brown truck.
Who is Tiho.
Accessory shared with Mickey Mouse and ravers from the 90s.
What are white cotton gloves?
These professionals get dollar signs in their eyes when Marty pays them a visit.
What are dentists?
Normally 16$/lb, this essential pantry item must be purchased in bulk when it comes on sale for 11$ or less.
What is Kicking Horse coffee?
Special pronunciation for common kitchen utensil.
What is spa-too-la?
Faster than the speed limit but not fast enough to get a ticket on the highway.
What is 116 km/h?
Maybe it is oversight, maybe it is added ventilation.
What is flying low?
The place where Marty bought his first airplane ticket.
What is the airport?
Marty's net worth.
What is priceless?