What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?
Soap
I'm not a blanket, yet I cover the ground; a crystal from heaven that doesn't make a sound. What am I?
Snowflake
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _____?
David
What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables?
Alphabet
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg
I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A shirt
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
incorrectly
What can you break without touching it?
A promise
Who has married many women but was never married?
The priest
What kind of room has no walls, door or windows?
A mushroom
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What is always on its way but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago!
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down.