Gilmore girls
What is Jess’ last name?
“Thanks for being disabled homie”
Who is Amanda brown
Which twin is older and by how long?
Me, 10 minutes
What would bears be without bees?
Ears
Earlier today when Megan tried to put on hand sanitizer, what did she do instead?
Banged her arm on the elevator door
Jess went to California to visit his father, Jimmy. Where did Jimmy work?
At a hot dog stand
“So if your fraternal twins and both boys, are you frat brothers?”
Hayden
When is Claire’s birthday?
October 2nd
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits
When Megan was at the nail salon and went to go wash her hands, what did she do instead?
What is ripped her pants?
What was the name of Luke’s before it was a diner?
Williams hardware
“Clean up on isle my pants”
Me!
What was the name of my childhood dog
Molly Jane
What did the sink say to the toilet?
You look flushed
When Megan ordered steak, what happened after?
Food poisoning <3
What are Logan’s parents names?
Mitchum and shira
“I’ll have a banana split, but hold the testicles”
Brian
How did I meet Meg G?
Horse back riding
What do cows like to read?
Cattle-logs
At Clyde’s I was trying to close something and did it wrong, what was I trying to close?
What is a water bottle
What is the name of Richard’s insurance company?
The Gilmore group
“When I was skating with two fingers it didn’t work out”
Rocky baby
How did Claire and Jeff meet?
Tindah
What do you call a snowman having a tantrum?
A meltdown
While working at a daycare, when Megan intended to say “fud ruckers” what did she say instead?
Fud ruckers (in front of a child)