THINGS DAD HAS SAID
Every day is a ______
What is good day?
If you can't renew your license online, make sure to bring a book for your visit to this location
What is the DMV?
The subject of Meagan's master thesis that also have applications in contact lenses, disposable diapers, and toys like Orbeez
What are hydrogels?
These two cities in Texas are only 32 miles apart seamlessly connected by continuous suburbs
What are Dallas and Fort Worth?
Make good ____
What are choices?
If I was the _____
What is parent?
From Old English originally meaning paralyzed or crippled, this slang word is usually applied to something boring or disappointing
What is lame?
This alliterative title by John Mehlhop Sr. detailed the Memoirs of a ______
What is Maverick Major?
This passageway between North and South America connects the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans
What is the Panama Canal?
Just because you ____, doesn't mean you ____
Please include me in ______
What are all future correspondences?
The 2020's trend of dressing children in neutrals to fit the parents' aesthetic
What is sad beige baby?
The subject of Nathan's first paper or the action of a swinging pendulum
What is oscillation?
During WWII, Dunkirk became famous for the evacuation of over 338,000 British soldiers across this body of water
What is the English Channel?
Don't let your _____ think for you
What are friends?
Delynda! You know you're not _____ for the clothes you choose to wear!
What is shaped right?
Patented in 1966, this feature was added to improve caller experience when being put on hold
What is music?
Dad is proudly featured playing with a Frisbee in ____ People Magazine
What is Anadarko?
This feature named from the Russian word for rock serves as the natural boundary between the European and Asian continents
What are the Ural Mountains?
____ doesn't make you sound any smarter
What is swearing?
Look at it! Stare at it! ______!
What is Daddy ruined Christmas?
A report from the Texas A&M Transportation Institute found that Americans lose 63 hours per year doing this
What is waiting in traffic?
Mom's master thesis characterized this aquifer in North Carolina
What is Castle Hayne?
This invisible line running from the North Pole to the South Pole serves as the boundary between today and tomorrow
What is the international date line?
Mom unconsciously says this when she tries something new Meagan makes for dinner?
What is "I think I like this?"