Crybaby
K-12
Portals
Hades
???
100

I’m not a little kid now, watch me get big now. 

Alphabet Boy

100

People gonna say 

Recess

100

The tips of your teeth fit perfect in me. 

Light Shower

100

Can we revolt?

Is this a cult.

100

I’m not as sweet as I might seem. 

I scream. 

200

You don’t love her stop lying with those words. 

Pacify Her

200

And I’m trying not to look a row behind me. 

Wheels on the bus. 

200

Pomegranate. It’s so scary. 

Moon Cycle

200

Empty the account, spread it all around. 

Monopoly Man

200

Don’t be sad, it’s really not that bad for you. 

Papercut 

300

Someone’s turning the handle to that faucet in your eyes. 

Cry Baby

300

She’s feeling like a spider in a cage. 

Teacher’s Pet

300

Slimy and superficial. 

Leeches 

300

Trends, they come and go, but humans have their flaws. 

Uncanny Valley

300

I won’t say “bless you” when you sneeze. 

Sticks and stones

400

Over the bend, entirely bonkers. 

Mad Hatter

400

If you’re not my type. 

High School Sweethearts 

400

The line, the line

Battle of the Larynx

400

Supplement master, a fistful should work. 

Weight Watchers 

400

I’m bursting out laughing at idiocy. 

Gingerbread man 

500

Whatever, whatever

Pity Party

500

Yeah, I’m coughing. 

Nurse‘s Office

500

They said

Faerie Soirée

500

It’s quite insane, embarrassing. 

The Vatican

500

I had pinwheels in my eyes for you. 

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