Melissa 101
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What are all of Melissa’s physical malfunctions?
1. Seizures lol
2. Extremely Iron deficient
3. Skin (Accutane)
Why did Melissa pursue business?
I got a 69 on my biology final exam in gr10 and knew science was cooked
What are the two endorsements Melissa has on LinkedIn?
Smiling & Communication (pls endorse if you haven't alr 😂)
Where does Melissa want to retire?
🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
What is Melissa's Chinese middle name and nickname?
Yiting (middle name) & Tingting (nickname)
What TV show has Melissa watched 10+ times?
Brooklyn 99
How long did my longest crush last?
FIVE YEARS💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
How many fake teeth do I have?
One (too many) 😔
What activity is at the top of Melissa’s bucket list?
Who is Melissa's favourite celebrity ship?
JENZIE LOVER TILL THE DAY I DIEEE
What is Melissa’s holy grail sauce that she will eat everything with?
Ketchup (w/ rice, dumplings until uni cause fear of judgement, any meat, literally everything......)
What did Melissa perform at her high school talent show?
Gangnam Style
What common cheesy saying did Melissa say in her job interview that haunts her to this day?
"One's network is one's networth!"
How many children does Melissa want & in what order?
3 (Oldest Son, Middle Daughter, Youngest Son)
What is Melissa's most used emoji?
💀
What superpower does Melissa wish she had?
Teleportation
Why did Melissa almost die when she was 3 years old?
What was Melissa’s most impulsive decision when she was drunk in first year?
Booked a $300 uber to Toronto
Salmon torched sushi & mango sticky rice
How many bones have I broken?
ZERO 😝
Who were 3 of Melissa's top artists on Spotify Wrapped?
1. Taylor Swift
2. Conan Gray
3. Drake
4. Keshi
5. Billie Eilish
Why did Melissa almost get suspended in middle school?
I told this girl I didn't want to be friends with her because she was a pick me and then her mom reported my friend group for bullying
What are the 3 scams Melissa has fallen victim for?
1. Facebook Market Place e-transfer
2. $4000 Xiaohongshu Toronto apartment scam (sorry Jordan)
3. Israel gang that was supposed to fix my stovetop
If money wasn’t a concern, what would Melissa’s dream job be?
Hotel/Food Critic