what is two plus two minus one?
quick math
2 plus 2
fish
why is there half a pie in the whole foods section
i have no idea
somebody told me that two birds equals a lama and i said...
yeah and two suns equals your mom
Why didn't Thanos just double the universes resources instead of killing half the universe
Good question
doctor says to patient."you have terminal brain cancer".the patient...
wanna here something weird
your hands have finger tips, but your feet don't have toe tips, still you can tip toe....think about it
i thought it was Sunday morning...
Then i realized it was Monday so i looked at my self in the mirror and then i said "dang i'm fat."and then i went back to bed
what is life
everything but nothing at the same time of a continuous cycle of reproduction and flourishment in the universe.the main purpose in life is not the questioning of it itself, but to enjoy it and how you are here today and the friends you make along the way
i'm sick and tired of people making bad 911 jokes...
my dad was a good pilot