Big brain questions
really bad jokes
100

what is two plus two minus one?

quick math 

100

2 plus 2 

fish

200

why is there half a pie in the whole foods section

i have no idea

200

somebody told me that two birds equals a lama and i said...

yeah and two suns equals your mom 

300

Why didn't Thanos just double the universes resources instead of killing half the universe

Good question

300

doctor says to patient."you have terminal brain cancer".the patient...

holds up Uno reverse 
400

wanna here something weird

your hands have finger tips, but your feet don't have toe tips, still you can tip toe....think about it

400

i thought it was Sunday morning...

Then i realized it was Monday so i looked at my self in the mirror and then i said "dang i'm fat."and then i went back to bed 

500

what is life 

everything but nothing at the same time of a continuous cycle of reproduction and flourishment in the universe.the main purpose in life is not the questioning of it itself, but to enjoy it and how you are here today and the friends you make along the way 

500

i'm sick and tired of people making bad 911 jokes...

my dad was a good pilot