Movie Quotes
“I have had it with these mf *snakes* on this mf *plane*! Everybody strap in!
Snakes on a Plane
This Kansas City quarterback is known for his no-look passes and Super Bowl wins.
Patrick Mahomes
At Christmas, our family hosted a themed drink competition, and Chonte won with this green Christmas character as her inspiration.
The grinch
This restaurant is one of our favorite happy hour spots, but their lemon drop martinis are so strong they’ve earned a reputation for being absolutely lethal.
Blue dolphin
This family member is known for taking over the living room all day long like it’s their personal command center.
Dad
“I got the voice Curtis I got the voice. You can’t put me in the back you just can’t!”
Dreamgirls
This Baltimore Ravens quarterback is famous for his speed and dual-threat playing style.
Lamar Jackson
Every year, our family does this holiday tradition where each person is randomly assigned someone to buy a special gift for.
Secret Santa
This local restaurant near the house keeps us coming back because the entire menu is good — and not even the fact that someone once died in the bathroom could stop us from eating there.
Jaspers
At night, you can sometimes hear this family member’s snoring even from down the hall
Sandy
“Ghetto hood stars, signing the autographs and humping the honeys. Well imma show you what humping is”
Coach Carter
The latest quarterback of the NY Giants who replaced Russell Wilson as the starting quarterback last season.
Jaxson Dart
The morning after Christmas, we always head to this family member’s home to continue the tradition over brunch.
Uncle Kenny
Known as Chonte’s favorite birthday dinner spot, this Annapolis restaurant is her top choice for celebrating every year.
Lewnes
This family member’s clothes are never in just one place—you can find them spread across at least three different closets throughout the house.
Chonte
“Don’t be sorry ho be careful!”
Friday after next
This Arizona Cardinals quarterback was selected first overall in the 2019 NFL Draft after also being drafted in professional baseball.
Kyler Murray
A fun Easter tradition where kids search for hidden eggs filled with candy or small toys in the yard or house.
Easter Egg Hunt
This Baltimore restaurant has become one of our go-to spots for celebrating holidays and special occasions, especially because of their famous lamb chops.
Papi cuisine
These two family members tend to completely tear up their room and somehow “forget” to clean it afterward.
Amaiyah and Alaya
“King Kong ain’t got sh*t on me”
Training Day
This rookie quarterback, son of Hall of Famer Deion Sanders, became one of college football’s most talked-about players at Colorado before entering the NFL.
Sheduer Sanders
This is our family tradition where no matter the time or place, we break out into song. Despite absolutely no one being able to carry a tune.
Karaoke
When we’re looking for a fun night out in downtown Bethesda, this is our go-to spot for bowling, drinks, and competition.
Pinstripes
This family member is known for constantly whistling non-stop around the house like it’s their personal soundtrack.
Jazmin