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You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
Which is correct to say: “the yolk of the egg are white” or “the yolk of the egg is white?”
Neither! Yolks are yellow.
What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?
One, two and three
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
Secret
If you throw me out the window, you’ll leave a grieving wife, but drop me in the middle of a door, and you might just save a life. What am I?
The letter N
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
Five—each daughter has the same brother.
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None. He has three sisters.
What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?
Queue
What color can you eat?
Orange
What is one thing that all people, regardless of their politics or religion, have to agree is between heaven and earth?
The word “and.”
A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
Three: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
Mirror
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
You’ll often find us on a line. When we’re together, it’s a crime. What are we?
Crows. A group of crows is called a “murder.”
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire