Xmas Movie Synopses a la Bennie
Once upon a time…
There was a bad guy.
He was mean cuz Santa and the church lady
Were real mean to his mommy & daddy & brother.
He got in trouble cuz he was real mean to people.
He was in the jail.
But he got out!
He wanted to kill the church lady
And the guy with the trash.
The End.
What is Silent Night Deadly Night 2?
This person created a stir with a picture of cast iron in the dishwasher.
Who is Josh Grubbs?
Tenet #22: Quad members must follow all utterances of this phrase with an OHHHHHH, OOOOOOH, or AWWWWWWWW.
What is Your Face?
Santa working the pole.
Who is Sam (& Will)?
At this location arrives Lil’ Suzanne snow particle
Adorned in a long dress of the girl looked after by the seven dwarves
What is Suzy Snowflake?
Once upon a time…
There was a girl.
Her mommy and daddy said, “You’re a weirdo.”
So she told the boy, you will be my pretend boyfriend so they stop saying I’m a weirdo.
No.
Yes cuz I got a gun.
And the boy pretended but it was so he could make fun of her later.
But then he said, I don’t wanna make fun of you no more. I love you.
The End.
What is Holiday in Handcuffs?
We did non-conference haikus for this group hashtag.
What is #PandemicParenting?
Tenet #2: A good start to a Quad is to stalk potential members should they be discussing this hobby.
What is making cakes?
A (temporary) Pittsburgh Pantry
Who are Mary & Andy?
Performing as a guitar band circling the holiday arbor at the holiday celebratory gathering kangaroo jump.
What is Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree?
Once upon a time…
The girl was a real bad cook.
But she played pretend she was a real good cook.
And she lied and said “I’m a mommy too!”
But she wasn’t a mommy.
And all the people said, hey you make real good food!
And then when the boy came over,
She was in trouble cuz she had to play be a good cook and mommy.
And then they fell in love!
The End.
What is Christmas in Connecticut?
This person started & runs #PsychWrites.
Who is Lauren Hallion?
Tenet #103: To wash your dishes in straight outlay, keep this Quadrant far away.
Who is Andy?
A room that’s 100% cage.
Who are Jonathan & Alex?
The object arrived during a 12:00am w/ 100% visibility
That illustrious musical ditty from yesteryear.
What is It Came Upon a Midnight Clear?
Once upon a time…
There was a boy.
He went home and his mommy and daddy said,
Hey boy, we’re gonna do all the Christmas things again.
And he said yay, cuz it was fun.
But mommy lied and didn’t tell them she was sad.
But when they did all the Christmas things again,
The mommy and daddy got happy again.
And so did the boy and the girl he liked when he was little.
And they did magic!
The End!
What is The Christmas House?
I went viral sharing your tidbit about this Zoom feature.
What is using the spacebar as a mute intercom?
Tenet #392: It is optional to make Quapas dishes that have childhood nostalgia, like this dish Anthony made for Andy’s (w/ a cracker crust for flair).
What is (mini) chicken fried steak?
A dog who peed in your eye.
Who are Bob & Becca (or Tony & Melinda?)?
The guy will inquire if we be wed.
We will respond in the negative;
However, you can complete the task
When you visit here.
What is Winter Wonderland?
Once upon a time…
There was a girl.
And she loved a boy.
But the boy didn’t love her back.
So she cried and said I wanna go far far away.
And another girl said hey, I wanna go far far away too.
So they said, ok you go here so you’re far away and I go there so I’m far away.
And then they met new boys and fell in love.
The End.
What is The Holiday?
A recently retracted article, widely shared last month, had concluded perhaps this group of people should mentor grad students less b/c their students don’t get advanced as far up the ladder.
Who are women?
Tenet #462: Should Quad members relocate, assist their transference & presentation of art pieces by helping them make these.
What are frames?
Several arcade games.
Who are Amber & Ian?
However, in the event you possess surplus of a single sandal,
I shall transfer ownership of my holiday spruce to you,
She only possesses a single operating base walking appendage;
Thus, a single sandal shall suffice
What is The Christmas Flip Flop?