Xmas Movie Requests ala Izby
Thanksgiving '24
Before & After
The Words of Izby
Xmas Song Thesaurus Abuse
100

Can I watch a movie?

I want da one with The mean man who hates Christmas,

With the frog and the pig.

What is Muppet Christmas Carol?

100

The city we were stranded in overnight. Thanks, Delta!

What is Atlanta?

100

Her first play, which did not include this My Pet Monster Character.

What is Beauty & the Beaster?

100

The response to learning we pound the chicken to make it tender.

What is “If you say so”?

100

Clattering ringing devices, Clattering ringing devices

Clatter the entire journey.

Oh such entertainment it be to commute

Via singular equine windowless sled

What is Jingle Bells?

200

Can I watch a movie?

I want da one with The scary toy,

The one that goes, hi-Dee-Ho, huh huh huhhh

What is Child’s Play?

200

It came out delicious, but you were disappointed this dessert physically just wouldn’t set & cooperate.

What is flan?

200

Jerry Gergich’s favorite vacation spot. Maybe he drives there in this car we’re considering getting.

What is Muncienna?

200

She wanted to tell everyone at daycare she was this. Considering it refers to a shortlived 1980s cartoon, no wonder she was met w/ blank stares.

What is Nice Beaster?

200

At this location is arriving Mr. Cringle,

At this location is arriving Mr. Cringle,

Traveling via Mr. Cringle roadway.

What is Here Comes Santa Claus?

300

Can I watch a movie?

I want da one with the girl who says there’s no Santa

With the Santa they put in the hospital cuz they say there’s no Santa.

What is Miracle on 34th Street?

300

Apparently Anthony looks good for his age. So does Philip. But this person, can’t say until he cuts his hair.

Who is Joey?

300

How we refer to the couple friends we met when the woman of the couple picked me up at a bar, and the agency flying you out for a 45-minute funding finalist interview.

What is Sam & William T. Grant?

300

We like many of the saying she delivers. We’re trying to get her to stop this rude phrase.

What is Hey I was talking to mom/dad?

300

It be a gelatin cylinder planet in the frigid season

At the time the icy precipitate arrives to cover the soil

What is A Marshmallow World?

400

Can I watch a movie?

I want da one with the grown up from the North Pole

That eats pasta.

What is Elf?

400

Aunt Ne said she couldn’t eat the turkey if we didn’t make this… so we put it back on the menu.

What is cranberry sauce?

400

One of the Izby’s Bestie Crew, and what general term she said she was instead of the expected answer (a lion, given she said she had lion hair).

What is Juniperrrrrson?

400

Maybe she thought trumpets were voice-activated like Alexa when she said this while playing.

What is “Changing notes”?

400

Prostitute, prostitute, prostitute

Escape the road. It be frigid in the outdoors

Plus beginning to blizzard, blizzard, blizzard

Newborn, attentively hear me

What is Ho?

500

Can I watch a movie?

I want da one with the girl who’s a bad cook.

What is Christmas in Connecticut?

500

Don’t look now, Jenny, but someone probably took this of yours and emptied it while we were playing this game.

What is your glass of water?

500

The annoying dog book series Izby likes, and how she referred to Binx when he died ("Oh no… this").

What is Biscuitily?

500

The question she sometimes asks when listening to Isabella Kensington.

What is “Is that ME?”

500

Next one murky-weathered night before Christmas

Mr. Cringle arrived to announce:

Hermey’s buddy, with your schnoz vastly luminous,

Will you not navigate my snow traveler this eve?

What is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?