My name used to be Simon before Jesus changed it.
What is Peter
I spend some time in a Large Fish
Jonah
BA-da-ba-ba-baaa
"I'm loving it"
What is the name of the national Volcano nearby.
Capulin
This quirky nerd used to say "DID I DO THAT?
Who is Steve Urkle
I wrote most of the New Testament
Paul
I'm so strong! Just dont cut my hair
Samson
Like a good neighbor
State Farm is there
The new Dollar General sits where a chinese restaurant used to.
Shanghai
YABBA DABBA DOO
Who is Fred Flinstone
I was the first person to see Jesus after Resurrection? Also Jesus cast out 7 demons out of me
Mary Magdalene
I am Jacob's Twin brother who gave up my birth rite for a pot of Beans
Esau
give me a break
give me a break
break me off a piece of
that kit kat bar
What is the controversial design on the top of the Inbank Logo
Swastika
"Eat My Shorts"
Bart Simpson
I sentenced Jesus to Death
Pontius Pilate
I took a mallet and drove a tent peg through Sisera's temple while he was sleeping killing him instantly.
Jael
The best part of waking up is
Folgers in Your cup
people used to take pictures with me next to Microtel and all Seasons
Giant Ice Cream Cone
PIVOT, PIVOT, PIVOOOOOOOOT
Who is Ross Geller
I am a rich lady who sold purple to support early missionaries
Lydia
I stabbed a King so fat that my sword got stuck in his Big Fat Belly
Ehud
Helpful hardware man
Who was the Homecoming King in the graduating class of 2006
Pastor Josh
"That's What She Said"
Michael Scott