Horribly
Described
Ball Game
Quick Maffs
Kevin Pop
The Mirandas and CO
100


A man destroys the environment, mass inbreeds animals, enslaves the local population, obliterates the economy by selling sticks, all in an effort to kill a powerful being in which you have no business entering its dimension.




What is Minecraft?



100

This individual calls ball game but then makes full whites every single time?

Who is Patrick (either is fine) or Who is Dylan? any of these answers are fine. 

100

"YOU STUPID"

"NO I'M NOT"

"WHAT'S 9 + 10"

What is 21?

100

In the mythical time estimation dubbed "Kevin Time", how much time is "soon" or "give me a sec" in Kevin Time?

BE FUNNY, FUNNIEST ANSWER WINS

Answers may vary

100

This person referred to as Megatron.

Who is Maegan?

200

Pale guy just wants to kill an annoying kid for like seven books. He dies trying.



What is Harry Potter? 

200

Who airballed a layup using Michael Jordan in 2K17?

Who is Dylan? 

200

Who sang "2+2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 Quick Maffs"

Who is Big Shaq?

200

Kevin hit his head on the corner of ______ to get a sugat/wound. 

What is hit his head on the corner of a TV?

200

The people among us (SUS) who live in their parents' basement? 

Ryan, Kevin, Patrick, Justyn

300

A world history class disguised as an anime about tall angry nudists fighting kids with swords.

What is Attack on Titan

300

This person won a game of "Pressure" at Roywood Park out of sheer luck.

Who is Maegan?


300

If you have 4 cats, 5 dogs, 4 ants, 2 chickens, and 2 snakes. How many legs/paws do the animals have?



What is 40?

300

This toto or tata wrestled with Kevin on top of his bed which led to it breaking minutes later? 

Who is (Toto) Justyn 

300

This girlboss used to twerk on Omegle in Hunter' old basement while wearing a wig for random strangers about 12 years ago.

Who is Cipriane (Ryan) Miranda?

400


Man watches his wife die, and only son be disabled after a brutal attack on his front lawn. Years later his son is then kidnapped. He travels many miles in search of his son with help of strangers he meets along the way.



What is Finding Nemo?



400

A lanky broccoli head got cooked by this person at a park nearby here 2 years ago? 

Who is Cipriane (Ryan) Miranda

400

Steven how much bomboclaat egg ya fry? Bonus 300 points if you get the whole line

What is 6? (Six bumbarasclot pussybumba bloodclot egg.)

400

If Kevin were to suddenly become a drag queen, what would his stage name be? FUNNIEST ANSWER WINS

Answers may vary

400

The only guy here who is not circumsized.

Who is Patrick Smith?

500

A Heinz product enthusiast engages in a rivalry with a retired teen actor.

What is Kendrick V Drake Beef?

500

Complete this LeBron James song: "You are my sunshine..."

My only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away.

500

State the first 15 digits of pi

What is 3.141592653589793?

500

Who would win in a 1v1, Kevin Roy or John Patrick?

Let's go outside and find out ;) Winner gets double points, place your bets, you will get double points if your horse wins.  

500

These people had their social media accounts hacked?

Who are Justyn and Ryan?