Oh so you like just saying the punchlines, huh?
Ground Beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
So I was originally planning on doing this edgy anime boy with a God complex, but if Jack is doing other edgy anime boy without a Gd complex, I want to try to do something more orignal.
Who is Light Yagami?
So there are these things like cupcakes, but without frosting or anything, and may often have like blueberries or chocolate chips in them or something. But anyway, the top of these things are awesome, when the bottoms typically lack luster.
What are Muffins?
Like legit, the tops of muffins are so much better, there's even a Seinfeld episode on it.
Pyramids may be pointy at the top, but only at the bottom is where you can find a peaceful man selling a camel to a monkey. When prompted, the man will say this well-known line.
What is "Twenty Coins"?
A lack of accent IS considered to be an incorrect answer
Let's start off with the biggest one: Heightened airport security as seen in Cars 2 has implications that this tragic and devastating event has happened in the Cars Universe.
What is 911 dab time?
It's okay he's all right now!
Did you hear about the guys who had is left arm and left leg cut off?
Most people associate this blocky character with Eli, but I feel as if I could pull off a solid cosplay as him. But I might need to borrow pickaxe?
Who is Minecraft Steve?
Speaking of top. Top is another word for this fashion object, as well as a certain category of it. I like wearing these things on my top if you top my top top top top top top top.
What is a hat?
Most people prefer house above water, but this fun guy lives in a pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple...
Who is Spongebob?
... under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple...
Though the atmosphere is fun and exciting, some characters from cars are more army-oriented, and with the juxtaposition of Sarge and Fillmore, it is hinted that this war in the 1960's-70's has occurred in the Cars Timeline.
What is the Vietnam War?
Well you better go catch it!
Is your refrigerator running?
daddle-le-dat! daddle-le-dat! Dat dat!
daddle-le-dat! daddle-le-dat! Dow!
Who is Joker Persona 5?
This game has an arrow that point up (towards the top) as well as arrows that point left right and down as well. The songs from this game also hit the TOP of my psychological charts bop beep boop bo.
What is Friday Night Funkin'?
Australia. Darnm I accidontally put the onswar in the questiona oposiepopsdei
What is Australia, the land down under?
What is 50 Shades of Gray?
Her aim is gettin' better!
Another option I had in mind was the character from this Rhythm Heaven Mini-Game, involving delectable delectables and ewwy gross spiders.
What is Packing Pests?
That's right, Employee #333-4-591032 was an idea of mine, but the one from Packing Pests 2 -- with hair!
What's that in the distance? OH! It's a Smash Bros. tier list (but like one actually based on the game, not like uber drivers, ice cream, who looks the best, etc.)
But what's on top of this tier list? OH! Only the best character in the game who is absolutely broken and seriously needs to be nerfed! I guess this is an instance where you could say:
I don't like it better when it's a top
Who is PikachinesewatertorturebecauseitneedstosufferandIdon'tmeanitlikeelisRADmemechinesewatertortureisbadinthisscenariobecauseitismeanttoinflictpainmaybeishouldseesomeoneaboutthisbutanywayFRICKachu?
Guys I'm really struggling, there aren't many situations where you would want something that's on the bottom. There are these things that were made for water or something, but you throw coins to the bottom of them to make a swishy-wishy.
What is a wishing well?
This fun party-game that may spark joy also runs certain gamers insane. Well guess what? this game was based on the non-technological game called mafia, which is based off of the mafia, which can be seen in the Cars Universe, making it so this game exists in the Cars World. Pretty sus if you ask me.
What is Amogus?
I hardly even know her!
What is Maryland or something that ends with "-er" or literally anything this is just whoever answers first basically
"So you say you're okay dying your hair for summerween?"
"temporarily yes"
"Do you have a red shirt?"
"I probably have a few. I know I have at least one"
*Sends picture of red pants* "Are you willing to spend approximately 9 dollars on red or pink pants?
"I'm very confused"
"Just answer the question"
"I actually think I have red pants from the zuko costume"
"Perfect"
*sends picture of Pyra*
*sends picture pogging*
"perfect for what reason. OHHH. LETS GOOOOO"
"Yeah just ask Gavin to help with some gold duct tape and boom"
"seems easy enough"
Who is Mythra/Pyra?
YOU FOOLS!!! YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP OF ANOTHER DESPERATE THE NUMBERS JOKE!!!! YOU THOUGHT THE HEADER WOULD MEAN OTHERWISE BUT GUESS WHAT???????? IT WAS HERE ALL ALONG!!! INFIDELS!!!!!!!
unless you... like... saw it coming, then ggs.
Okay, we all know that I'm a bottom at heart, but there is one thing that I am totally on top of. I swear I am definitely on top of this.
What is Covid-19 Vaccination Registration?
But seriously I'm on top of it a hundo percento.
I know what you're thinking, Michael's gonna make a question about his sexual preferences and being a bottom when put with various strong dominant fictional female characters. But I feel as if I tend to save these random semi-comical sexual outbursts to the second part of Michael Jeopardies.
Annnnnywho.... the best thing to NOT be below is a noose. Unless you're like below one but not in it. Self harm is bad. But that's besides the point. This school girl would most likely force someone be below a nosse by increasing her depression stats. I guess you can say that:
I don't like it better when it's a bottom.
Who is Monika?
This one may be the most shocking of them all. This land in the real world today, resting near the Mediterranean, is actually found to be a location in the Cars Universe. While it may be known for its rich culture, some people may take this culture too far, even when they aren't directly from there. I can't believe that this place ACTUALLY exists in Cars, specifically Cars 2.
What is Italy?