Dead Tooth
What toy did Mom bribe Michael with if he didn’t cry when he went to preschool?
Batman Toys
What role did Michael play in his 7th grade musical of Beauty in the Beast?
Candlestick #2, Lead Ensemble
What teacher unapologetically bullied Michael?
Coach Holt
Who was the first girl to see Michael naked?
Becca
What city was Michael and Harlee’s Airbnb located in on their Honeymoon?
Ventura
What was the first movie to scar Michael for years?
Don’t Look Under the Bed
What movie did Michael watch every time one of his siblings left for/went back to college?
Space Jam
What was Michael’s first job (that wasn’t landscaping)?
Fabulous Freddy’s
What two musicals did Michael dream he was a lead role in? (100 pts per musical, 50 bonus pts per role & song)
The Sound of Music & Joseph and the Technicolor Dream Coat AND Captain Von Trapp/Edelweiss & Joseph/Close Every Door
Michael gets to pick where him and Harlee eat out for dinner. Where are they going?
Costa Vida
Who was Michael’s Valentine in 5th grade that he didn’t get a present for (despite mom’s efforts)?
Macie Gardner
What did a teacher do to Michael that led to them being fired?
Spanked him
What was the name of Michael’s friend group?
Senior Studs
What date kicked off the summer of send?
Megan Bang/spider girl/swimsuit store girl
Michael is going to his first concert this summer. Who is he seeing?
The Jonas brothers
What transgression did Michael feel like he needed to talk to the bishop about? (2 acceptable answers)
Drinking coffee at Chuck-a-Rama AND breaking into an open house
What was Michael’s first significant injury?
Torn hip flexor
What was Michael’s shooting stats his senior year?
12 for 12
What class would Michael have failed if it wasn’t for Covid (pass/fail)?
American Heritage
Who is Michael’s favorite NBA player (who is not retired)?
Damian Lillard
What Student Council position did Michael hold in 5th grade?
Treasurer
What position did Michael play in football?
Middle Line Backer
What movement did Michael ignorantly participate in (which he regrets now)?
Free D1
Name every major Michael declared in college (100 points for each).
How many dates had Harlee & Michael been on before they kissed for the first time?
9