Hobbies
Thanks to one of Michael's 4th-grade classmates stealing his Pokémon cards and Gameboy games, he pivoted to this other known card game as his favourite.
What is Yu-Gi-Oh?
Naturally gifted in this subject, Michael had a class high average of 98% among his honours classmates in his last year of high school.
What is Math or Pre-Calculus?
As a result of his charisma, Michael has had 3 of these in his life.
What are girlfriends?
Although Michael's parents put thought into his name, his sibling was named after him.
Who is Michelle?
Highly debated as the GOAT of its sport, Michael's mother named him after this athlete.
Who is Michael Jeffrey Jordan?
Since the premiere of this hit horror TV Show, Michael had tuned in every week for a new episode during its 11-season run.
What is The Walking Dead?
In Grade 1, Michael got in trouble with his teacher for not bringing this to school because he was very confuzzled with such a concept.
What is homework?
With the interruption of COVID decreasing the number of visits, Michael has participated in this pastime activity 22 times within the last 7 years.
What are concerts?
Given Michael's horrendous experience of this type of dating, Michael vowed never to go through it again.
What is long-distance?
In the Spring of 2017, Michael attended a League of Legends Championship Finals where he met this famous female content creator.
Who is Pokimane?
This duo-talented actor & musician was the gateway to Michael's favourite genre of music, Hip-Hop/Rap.
Who is Donald Glover/Childish Gambino?
Overstimulated by the pop music being blasted constantly during the Summer of 2016, Michael worked as a Games Attendant at this place as his first-ever job.
Where is PNE/Playland?
Costing $250.82, Michael spent his first-ever paycheque on this item.
What is a pair of sneakers?
In the 7th grade, Michael's childhood best friend, Boyden introduced him to this McDonald's menu hack combining the Junior Chicken and McDouble.
What is "McGangbang"?
On Michael's first vacation with friends, his online handle "Clog" became synonymous with him due to an incident that occurred in this country.
Where is Taiwan?
Michael developed his love for social deduction games from watching the YouTube channel JustKiddingParty, where they played this game.
What is Mafia?
Due to failing English 12, Michael's initial acceptance to this program at Simon Fraser University was rescinded.
What is Statistics?
Often joking about the lack of ability to, Michael has realistically completed this task between 5 to 10 times in his lifetime.
What is reading/finishing a book?
On a hot summer day, Michael's first girlfriend came over wearing a pair of leather flats with her bare sockless feet, leading Michael to discover a feeling.
What is Michael's biggest ick?
As a child, Michael was bribed to get his haircut by his parents so that he could fund his obsession with this MMORPG computer game.
What is Maplestory?
Infamous for his insane month-long run of historical performance, defeating the likes of Kobe Bryant, this athlete inspired Michael to play basketball.
Who is Jeremy Lin?
During Michael's second year of University, he contemplated dropping out of Computer Science to pursue a career in this field at British Columbia Institute of Technology(BCIT) instead.
What is Aircraft Engineer?
From the perspective of men, it is traditionally viewed as a good number if on the higher end for men, but a bad number if on the higher end for women. Michael has 7.
What are friends of the opposite gender?
One of Michael's favourite games of all time, this First-Person Shooter was the medium to meeting people from Calgary, which ultimately led to you guys <3.
What is Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (CS:GO)?
Unknown whether it's due to genetics or his mother's conditioning of him as a child, Michael lacks the ability to complete this noisy action.
What is burping/belching?